1. "Trump is barely qualified to be secretary of salami." (as opposed to Sec. of State)
Eugene Robinson does have a way with words.
Donald Trump has said that he would be “open” to accepting a Cabinet post if Mitt Romney becomes president. Trump would prefer “a position where I negotiate against some of these countries, because they are really taking our lunch.” So is he on the short list, perhaps, for secretary of state?
Don’t laugh. Okay, go ahead and laugh. Point out that Trump is barely qualified to be secretary of salami.