Reagan Preferred Presidential Candidate of Republican Voters

[EEO]

Reagan Preferred Presidential Candidate of Republican Voters

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Nil Admirari): The ghost of President Ronald Reagan is the preferred presidential candidate of Republican primary voters by double digits in nearly every poll. Nancy Reagan, the widow of the former president, told the press today political observers are wrong when they claim it is impossible for a ghost to be president.

"The ghost of my husband can run the country. All we need to do is find the right person to span the physical and spiritual worlds, and I believe I have found that person," stated the former first lady.

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Satire.

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

1. I have a cousin who works on his campaign who is also dead

It is hard for me to understand what he says when he talks to me, because he is dead.

But if I strain real hard I can hear him