If ABBA were to do a song about Rubio, might it go like this?

[DFW]

RUBIO, to the tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA:

My, my, hey Rubio said that he’s finally running
Oh yeah, and he’ll be dropping out sort of like Gingrich four years ago
They’ll put him back on the shelf
‘Cause he’s his dumb little self

Rubio – You’ll be defeated, you laughing stock
Rubio – You’ll be the one that Rand Paul will mock
Rubio – You couldn’t win if you wanted to
Rubio – You’ll play the fool ‘cause it’s what you do
Wo, Wo, Wo ,Wo
Rubio – You haven’t got a chance, Rubio

My, my, we tried to hold you back, you wouldn’t listen
Oh, yeah, and now it seems your only chance is if all others drop out
Don’t be surprised when you lose
You’re an offer we all can refuse……..

Rubio – You’ll be defeated, you laughing stock
Rubio – You’ll be the one that Rand Paul will mock
Rubio – You couldn’t win if you wanted to
Rubio – You’ll play the fool ‘cause it’s what you do
Wo, Wo, Wo ,Wo
Rubio – You haven’t got a chance, Rubio

Don’t be surprised when you lose
You’re an offer we all can refuse……..

Rubio – You couldn’t win if you wanted to
Rubio – You’ll play the fool ‘cause it’s what you do
Wo, Wo, Wo ,Wo
Rubio – You haven’t got a chance, Rubio

[mgcgulfcoast]

1. hehehehe

rubio is a stinkface.

[lunamagica]

2. Good job!

[CTyankee]

3. Oh my! I have memories of this song...

http://www.yourepeat.com/watch/?v=XTCT6J2hO9M

[Chan790]

4. I think it would be more like this one by KLF.

(It's actually anti-Royalist British punk, but the themes of blaming the poor and public manipulation to vote against their interests is pure Rubio.)

Also, if you're prone to seizures you might want to minimize the window while you listen, the video is 4 minutes of a repeating strobe effect of 3 images.