Vote Republican if you hate your children.

[tecelote]

Vote Republican if you love war and the profits it creates.

Vote Republican if you pretend to be a Christian but really hate your neighbor.

Vote Republican if you think quality education creates more liberal assholes.

Vote Republican if you think that we can't possibly use all of the worlds resources.

Vote Republican if you think that someday, you may be part of the 1%.

OK - Let's hear it.

Vote Republican if you...

[Louisiana1976]

1. Vote Republican if you don't believe that white privilege exists. Or if you don't believe that

global warming exists.

[randys1]

3. + 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I was just playing poker with an asshole who called "Osama Obama", i explained who got Osama and who didnt, and he said no, it was the military who got him.

If you are against Obama and you are a rightwinger, you are basing your opposition solely on skin color

and for you handful of BLACK republicans, get a brain scan please

[randys1]

2. Vote republican if you think it will justify your vicious hate for minorities, cuz it will but that

is all it will do, well it will starve you to death, but you must want that if you vote republican

[sawdust]

4. vote republican if

You want your grandkids to buy clean air to breathe

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Vote Republican if you're a millionaire or

a temporarily embarrassed millionaire who's sure to hit it big one of these days.

[kairos12]

6. Vote Republican if you fight to the last drop of someone else's blood.

[Kalidurga]

7. Vote Republican if you think poor people are destroying the economy

while the 1% that are hoarding nearly half the wealth are building it.

Vote Republican if you believe no one has a right to health care it's only guaranteed for the wealthy and privileged.

Vote Republican if you think that it's a good idea to return to back alley abortions.

Vote Republican if you think that children who are fleeing to this country for their lives are a threat to civilization as we know it.

Vote Republican if you think that SYG gives you the right to shoot unarmed black teen-agers.

Vote Republican if you think that LE has the right to shoot unarmed black teen-agers.

Vote Republican if you think that unhousing the mentally ill was liberating them and not just throwing them out on the streets to face the elements with no skills to find employment and housing.

Vote Republican if you believe in cheering on war, but denying our military benefits once the shooting stops.

Vote Republican if you believe we need to have a larger military that is larger than the next 13 largest countries combined and have our military personelle in 90% of the worlds countries.

Vote Republican if you think people should devote their days to working for wages that are not adequate to provide food and housing for themselves and their families.

[ShadesOff]

8. vote republican and make it hard...

For everyone who disagrees with your privileged polices, because, after all they are weak and have a social concern for others (like being able to see a doctor and with an insurance card) that just upsets the group entitlement consciousness.

[wandy]

9. Vote Republican if.............

See Signature line.

[stage left]

10. Vote Republican if

you hate yourself.

[tecelote]

11. Yes. The fundamental reason.

[CaptainTruth]

12. ... hate Americans ... & want to kill them.

Deny Americans medical coverage (fighting the ACA & refusing to expand Medicaid - 13,000 Americans dead due to this in one year, voting down resources for the VA - until enough people complained & they passed it the second time, how many vets died waiting for treatment?); deny Americans human & Constitutional rights (voting restrictions, marriage restrictions, abortion restrictions); push Americans into poverty by running government of the rich, by the rich, for the rich (fighting the minimum wage, fighting unions, "right to work" initiatives - aka "right to work harder for less money&quot ; kill more Americans with relaxed air pollution controls (remember GW Bush's "Clear Skies" initiative? it released 42 million tons more air pollution - poisonous gases - than EPA recommendations ... while Bush criticized Saddam Hussein because he "gassed his own people" ... I guess if big business makes more profit Republicans think it's okay to gas your own people on a massive scale ... I recall estimates of around 60,000 Americans killed over 8 years as a result of that) ...

I haven't even mentioned the Iraq invasion ... dead & wounded American troops ... $2-$3 trillion wasted from our treasury ... all for Republican hubris, stupidity, & lies. Kill more Americans by denying climate change (in 2003 52,000 people died - yes 52,000 - in a heat wave that hit Europe ... it will happen in American, it's just a matter of time).

I'm certain there are many more examples I'm missing, but it's truly surprising (& sad) how many Republican policies, when carried out to their conclusion, result in thousands of dead Americans. At times I've wondered if the Republican party gets funding from Al Qaeda & other terrorist organizations ... they've certainly killed far more Americans than Al Qaeda, & probably far more than all terrorist organizations combined.

[blkmusclmachine]

13. Vote Republican because it's easier than thinking.