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TygrBright

(20,756 posts)
Tue May 1, 2012, 01:47 PM May 2012

New Obama Campaign Slogan Reveals TRUE Agenda!

And it's not what Breitbart.com thinks: Think Progress: Right Wing Claims etc.

They're all on about (I couldn't make this up. Seriously, not even my weird & wacky imagination is this far out): “Communist leaders frequently used — and still use — the word ‘forward’”

oo.

oo-oo!

skeeery!

And according to the Moonie Times, the campaign slogan is related to a (really, who WRITES this stuff? How can they stop laughing long enough to type?) "rich association with European Marxism"!

Dang-- They prolly got the heads-up on that one from Der Mittster, being as how he's so hip to what's going down in what I wouldn't dare call Gay Paree.

They're all wrong, though.

We know what the REAL "secret meaning" is. I mean, come on! "Forward?" How can you not get it?

Obama is in the pockets of the NFL, AND of U.S. automakers.

"Forward" passes. Uh-huh.

And all those little symbols on gear shifts? C'mon, you tell ME it's not a secret code.

Dammit, if this soshlist Keynsian (wait, should that be 'Kenyan'? I can't keep those two straight...) Mooslin wins the election, we're all DOOMED to a ten-month NFL season and a whole 'nother round of job-creating bailouts for Detroit! DOOMED, I tell you!

We have to DO something about this!

amusedly,
Bright

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New Obama Campaign Slogan Reveals TRUE Agenda! (Original Post) TygrBright May 2012 OP
lolz Desperate words from desperate men. JNelson6563 May 2012 #1
That is fantastic! nt and-justice-for-all May 2012 #6
OMG! Almost all forklifts, fans, and things with gears are Marxist! They're sinkingfeeling May 2012 #2
If Obama's going forward meow2u3 May 2012 #3
Since "forward" is Commie, I guess that means all true Americans are backwards. Bolo Boffin May 2012 #4
What a bunch of pathetic bastards.... and-justice-for-all May 2012 #5

sinkingfeeling

(51,444 posts)
2. OMG! Almost all forklifts, fans, and things with gears are Marxist! They're
Tue May 1, 2012, 02:28 PM
May 2012

all marked with 'Forward' and 'Reverse'!!

Bolo Boffin

(23,796 posts)
4. Since "forward" is Commie, I guess that means all true Americans are backwards.
Tue May 1, 2012, 07:06 PM
May 2012

And what better place to enshrine this than the best place to fight Commies in America, the Pledge of Allegiance?

"One Backwards Nation Under God..."

Never give teh Commies an inch!

and-justice-for-all

(14,765 posts)
5. What a bunch of pathetic bastards....
Tue May 1, 2012, 07:13 PM
May 2012

they are like children for fucks sake, and someone needs to put them over their knee!!!

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