Go Romney. Say it as Rom-nay

[RobertEarl]

The next time some yahoo starts telling me Obama ruined the economy. I'll just look them in the eye and say, with tongue firmly planted:

Yep, Obama should have hit the bankers real hard, right in the wallet.

Romney has promised to take care of the bankers. He's a friend of theirs so he knows how to pick them clean. Romney promises to get banksters to quit stealing from us, because he's one of them: Romney is a huge banker. He's made his billions on banking. He knows what to do.

[RobertEarl]

1. And more reverse psychology

Mitt will change his ways and make sure you get to keep your job. Until now he's been selling jobs, but as president he'll change his ways.

Republicans, if we vote them back into power promise to never again spend trillions of dollars bombing the Middle East. They know they made a mistake and promise to not do that again.

If we put republicans back in office, Global Warming problems will vanish. Sure the insurance companies will raise their rates because floods will happen just as they always have, but that's just free enterprise making profits. The earth is warming up all by itself and floods always happen. That's why we buy insurance.

Education should not be free. Republicans will make sure our children earn their way through school. They can mow grass, get a job, do something besides just taking and taking.