Thu Jan 31, 2013, 05:17 PM
Alan Grayson (331 posts)
Humpty Dumpty Constitutionalism
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A few days ago, I pointed out that the House Republicans' five-page bill to raise the debt ceiling offends two different provisions in the Constitution. I wish this were an isolated instance. It's not.
Most House Republicans are Tea Partiers, and Tea Partiers are in love with three things:
1. those three-sided felt hats;
In my last campaign, the loser (in every sense of the word) who ran against me painted himself as a "constitutional conservative." He swore that his only goal was to return to the governing principles of our Founding Fathers. But as far as I could tell, the only part of the original Constitution that he liked was the part about black slaves counting as only three-fifths of a human being.
For months, I had to listen to the unhinged "constitutional" rants of that right-wing crank. Here is a list of some of the all-too-familiar Tea Party proposals he made that are blatantly unconstitutional:
1. banning abortion;
The worst part of this is that he fancied himself quite the constitutional scholar, thank-you-very-much. But he must have slept through his law school course on constitutional law. Every single one of these proposals is unconstitutional, and unequivocally unconstitutional, according to the U.S. Supreme Court. But this same Tea Party acolyte did not hesitate to declare Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, unemployment insurance, federal aid to schools, student loans, paper money and - of course - Obamacare all unconstitutional. Why? Because he said so.
And don't even get me started on his obsession over the individual mandate in the Affordable Care Act. Apparently, he never noticed that under our Constitution, the federal government can:
1. force you to fill out a census form;
And I'm supposed to believe that this same government can't get you to pay for your own emergency room care, or charge you what it costs if you don't? Come on.
Look, they don't own the American flag, they don't own God, and they don't own Constitution, either. It's our Constitution.
I invite my colleagues on the other side of the aisle to sit down and read - at least those who know how to read - the document that they have sworn to uphold. In less time than they would waste listening to Sean Hannity's errant nonsense one evening, they can get through the whole thing.
There's some interesting stuff in there. For instance, it's pretty clear that the Founding Fathers did not contemplate a standing army, much less an army standing in Kabul. And I invite you to show me exactly where it says in there that our military can occupy a foreign country.
But that's the real Constitution, not the fake one in their heads. Their version reads like Humpty Dumpty's: "'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'"
Congressman Alan Grayson
"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." - The Red Queen in Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass, ch. 5 (1871).
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Humpty Dumpty Constitutionalism (Original post)
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Response to longship (Reply #1)
Fri Feb 1, 2013, 07:53 AM
Rhiannon12866 (59,635 posts)
4. K&R! Gives us all courage - and the belief that things actually can get better...
Better the occasional faults of a government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a government frozen in the ice of its own indifference FDR -1936
Response to Alan Grayson (Original post)
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 05:42 PM
idwiyo (4,638 posts)
2. K&R Dear Sir, would you consider moving to UK and run for MP seat in my area? Please?
"Jeder nach seinen Fähigkeiten, jedem nach seinen Bedürfnissen!" Karl Marx 1875 "Critique of the Gotha Program"