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Mon Jan 21, 2013, 07:46 PM

Romney Makes Desperate, Last-Ditch Bid For Presidency

Romney Makes Desperate, Last-Ditch Bid For Presidency

With hundreds of thousands of onlookers assembled on the National Mall to celebrate Monday's inauguration, defeated Republican candidate Mitt Romney reportedly rushed out onto the stage to make one last frantic bid for the presidency. "My fellow Americans, I come to you at this late hour to plead with you to reconsider my candidacy for president of this great nation," a panting Romney said as multiple Secret Service agents attempted to physically drag the former Massachusetts governor away from the podium. "Please, if you'll just give me a second chance—Wait! No! Get your hands off me! IdosolemnlyswearthatIwillfaithfn—" At press time, sources confirmed that a weeping Romney was repeating phrases from the first presidential debate to himself as authorities escorted him into a waiting police vehicle.


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Mon Jan 21, 2013, 10:03 PM

4. LOL

Money can't buy EVERYTHING!!!

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