The first part of President Obama's Inaugural address has just been released
"As-salam alaykum and I want to welcome my fellow socialists
to the People's Republic of America and and to the renaming of
national capital building as America's Islamic Mosque on the Mall.
And as part of my redistributing the wealth program I want all
people who are attending today's service to stop by the Department
of the Treasury and to pick up stacks of newly printed $100.00 bills
with Saul Alinsky on them. I have ordered Fox News' offices in New York
and Washington D.C. to be occupied by members of the Dept. of
Homeland Security and that the Occupy Wall Street people take
over the home and grounds of Roger Ailes upstate New York property.
This time around no more Mr. Nice Guy and Mitch McChinless and John
Boner better watch their step or I will put their asses in a FEMA camp.
BTW I have suspended the Supreme Court and made Hillary Clinton in
charge of all legal and military agencies across America. In short don't
fuck with punks."