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Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:15 PM

Say something nice about Rush Limbaugh

He's got the nicest breasts in the business.

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Always Randy Nov 2012 OP
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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:17 PM

1. It is nice

that his business plan is collapsing.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:19 PM

2. He was someone's child once.

n/t

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Response to Myrina (Reply #2)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:55 PM

27. Actually...

... I think he was hatched.

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Response to PoliticalBiker (Reply #27)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:56 PM

131. He is costing the hate mac chine real money and exposing them for what they are

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:19 PM

3. He doesn't eat kittens - as far as I know. n/t

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:20 PM

4. I can't

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:20 PM

5. He doesn't drool on camera. Eom

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Response to elfin (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:58 AM

101. Except when he does.

Enough said.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:21 PM

6. he's not the president

or an elected official of any type.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:22 PM

7. He exhales carbon dioxide

Which is needed by plants to produce oxygen.

TlalocW

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:23 PM

8. "crickets"

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:25 PM

9. He keep Oxys out of the hands of children...

by eating them all.

Seriously, last time I was in Florida, I was pulled over twice... for no apparent reason. It wasn't until I spoke with a friend at Tampa PD that the reason was my out-of-state plates. It has become routine in FL to pull cars w/ o-o-s plates that they see multiple times to check them for doctor shopping.

Thanks Limpdick!

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:26 PM

10. He lives far away from me

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #10)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:12 PM

75. "Rabbi, is there a blessing for the Rush?" "A blessing for the Rush? certainly my son..."

(Rabbi sings)"May G-d bless and keep the Rush...far away from us."

(Hey, how many "Fiddler on the Roof" references do you get to work in these days?)

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:27 PM

11. He's got quintessential

butt pimples.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:27 PM

12. He makes idiots easier to identify.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:29 PM

13. Good voice and diction

I'll give him that.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:35 PM

14. He sometimes remembers to wipe his ass after he takes a shit.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Reply #14)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:38 PM

17. And you know that

how, Bravo??

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Response to Control-Z (Reply #17)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:17 PM

55. I actually stood behind him at DCA several years ago.

We had just exited the rest room, and he had no discernible stains on the rear of his trousers. So I guessed.

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Response to 11 Bravo (Reply #55)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:25 PM

83. That should be the title of his autobiography..."No Discernable Stains".

He could have it translated into Latin and turned into the EIB coat of arms.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:35 PM

15. makes a great paper weight.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:36 PM

16. I would love it if he went away forever.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:40 PM

18. It's easy to ignore him. nt

 

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:40 PM

19. For a fat guy you don't sweat much.

Apologies and thanks for that line to Jackie Vernon.

He was a very funny comedian who once wanted to say something nice to the girl he was dancing with.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:40 PM

20. He contributed to the wingers' decline

with his hate, and that's nice.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:43 PM

21. It's nice that he makes turds seem like lilacs.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:43 PM

22. He doesn't stink near as bad

since he learned to wipe his ass after defecating.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:45 PM

23. He is a piece of shit.

Nicest thing I could think to say about him.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:53 PM

25. ' '

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:54 PM

26. Like the Genie asked about the bridge from California to Hawai'i

Do you want that two lanes or four?

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:57 PM

28. He has an IQ

above 50

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Response to oswaldactedalone (Reply #28)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:03 PM

31. Spam deleted by gkhouston (MIR Team)

 

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:59 PM

29. Rush can power the world

be it natural gas or wind energy there is an endless supply!

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 04:59 PM

30. Someday he'll die

and I'll go to his funeral in a red dress.

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Response to Summer Hathaway (Reply #30)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:26 PM

58. LOL! Best answer.

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Response to Summer Hathaway (Reply #30)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:13 PM

77. Great answer.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:03 PM

32. He is listed in Who's Who

as What's That?

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:05 PM

33. He once said something nice about Barack Obama.

He said the president has a "nice voice". He might have said "great" but I can't remember.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:06 PM

34. He's so smart

that he doesn't trust his dog to watch his food.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:06 PM

35. 2 nice things

He's not Glen Beck

or David Icke

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:07 PM

36. His words have caused untold thousands to vote for Democrats.

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Response to Gruenemann (Reply #37)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:22 PM

82. He helped immensely to make and keep Claire McCaskill a Senator

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:08 PM

38. At the time, way back when...

he really helped resurrect AM radio. It didn't turn out very well for the United States, but he did have a big part in it.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:14 PM

39. He has plenty of room for improvement.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:18 PM

40. He has a seemingly endless assortment of tee-shirts

Wait. That's not 'nice.'

This is harder than I thought.

I'll hafta get back to ya

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:19 PM

41. ?

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:21 PM

42. He did something no one else did-radio wise. We don't like his views, but everyone told him he would

 

fail and as we know, this consumate entertainer makes 50million a year or so.

And if it were opposite times when he started, I betcha he would have been a liberal.

He failed at something like 12 other rock dj jobs.

He does deserve that.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:22 PM

43. "Say something nice about Rush Limbaugh"

Uhhhh, again...why????

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:22 PM

44. Go Away

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Response to goclark (Reply #44)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 08:52 PM

134. ...




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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:25 PM

45. To the best of our knowledge he personally is not a mass murderer.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:27 PM

46. He looks well-fed

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:34 PM

47. His scorpion loves him.

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Response to JHB (Reply #47)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 05:48 PM

48. and seeks to emulate him.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:09 PM

49. He "accepted responsibility" for Mittens' loss.

As if the old blow-hole had the influence he claims.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:10 PM

50. My Mother said not to say anything at all

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:12 PM

51. It is nice to know

that I will never have sex with him.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:12 PM

52. n/t

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:12 PM

53. Can I get back to you in 10 years of so?

Maybe he'll be retired by then and I can say that is good!

Until then, don't expect a reply. Just sayin'.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:15 PM

54. Even though nothing but shit comes out of his mouth...

his breath smells slightly better?!?!

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:18 PM

56. He gives me good midday comic relief while at work.....

Hey the guys a joke. Only sheeple would take him seriously. Lmao!

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:26 PM

57. Um.... nope, I got nothing. nt

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:30 PM

59. Why is he dead? NT

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:33 PM

60. Enjoy Costa Rica

or anywhere else stupid enough to take you

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:46 PM

61. It's nice he found so many women, who were willing

to marry his putrid ass.

Does that count?

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:46 PM

62. Sure...

...isn't it nice that he has more years behind him than he does in front of him?

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 06:53 PM

63. He Helps Elect Democratic Candidates With His Self Apparent Lies

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 07:09 PM

64. He makes a slug look attractive. n/t

 

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 07:29 PM

65. from salon.com: Rusty and me By Julie Limbaugh

this was an interesting article from about two years back


I find myself in Rush Limbaugh’s library standing next to a leather couch upon which Ann Coulter is perched. The room is festive — crowded with relatives, wineglasses, cigar smoke and loud conversation. I am glaring silently at my mom from across the room with my arms crossed in the “unapproachable way” I know she hates. Mom says I have to introduce myself to Ann because everyone else in the family has met her, Thanksgiving vacation is almost over, she is Rush’s guest, and I am being childish and rude. I have never spoken with Ann or read any of her books, but based on her public persona, I have decided that she is someone I hate. I feel fine about this — happy about this — why would I want to talk to her?

And suddenly I realize that I have become the person I can’t stand.

You see, I’m judging her based on her public persona before ever meeting her. And if we talk, and I actually like her, which I might — that will mean she’s become one more person I have to admit I like even though I’m not supposed to.

From third grade on, I have been asked, “Are you related to Rush Limbaugh?” My teachers’ whispered questions about the man on the radio made me feel important, even though my 8-year-old comrades had no idea who he was, since he didn’t appear on the Disney Channel or in ABC’s Friday-night sitcom lineup. During those years, I didn’t know who he was either. I knew Cousin Rusty kicked a football pretty well and always brought Cuban cigars to family gatherings. Sometimes he would get Aunt Patty to smoke one and my cousins and I would laugh at her coughing as we watched from the neighbor’s trampoline. I was proud of him like I was proud of my brother, who’s older than your brother and can beat your brother up.
It was pretty hit-and-miss but clear-cut all the same. People either didn’t know who he was or didn’t care or loved him or hated him. There was no like in the equation. If they had an opinion about him, once they learned of our connection, they offered that opinion.

“Really?! Well, this is what I think of him …”


http://www.salon.com/2009/04/01/rush_limbaugh_2/

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Response to Douglas Carpenter (Reply #65)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 08:03 PM

68. The ticket agent

who wouldn't book a flight for her should have been fired.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 07:38 PM

66. It's nice...

that I don't have to listen to him.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 07:39 PM

67. Something nice? Uh...

 

He's not as bad as Hitler?

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 08:06 PM

69. Being the butt of jokes is one way to be popular.

Collective snark/sarcasm here is moving past funny and spilling over into 'popular kid' territory.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 08:14 PM

70. for a while, he did really well

on his diet.

Hey--does anyone know what diet he did? It really worked marvels for him (for a while)

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 09:33 PM

71. He makes me look forward to...

....cleaning the catbox.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 09:38 PM

72. Rush

wasn't the one clogging up my toilet, although I had to look really, really close to tell the difference.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:08 PM

73. He likes cats

I can give him a little slack for that.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:10 PM

74. Rush hasn't molested a chihuahua puppy THIS week...that I know of...

(that's all I got.)

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:12 PM

76. He is mortal, as are we all n/t

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:14 PM

78. he's not in the white house

 

Thank heavens

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:15 PM

79. He exhales carbon dioxide which is needed by plants

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:19 PM

80. he helps with viagra and oxy sales

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:20 PM

81. He likes donuts

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:25 PM

84. ultimately, he'll become a generous helping of compost,

so it was gracious of him to bulk up like that. We mustn't forget all of the little critters who work so hard to keep the cycle of life going.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:26 PM

85. Good luck with that

I guess the best thing I can say is that his shit is beginning to be ineffective. That's good.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:29 PM

86. He's not Glen Beck....

or Shawn Hannity...

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:30 PM

87. He

 

Likes vacationing in Latin countries for some reason...

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:37 PM

88. He's a fuckface.

Shit.

I failed.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:39 PM

89. I just threw up a little in my mouth, ewww

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:41 PM

90. He's persistent.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:42 PM

91. He's mortal...

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:44 PM

92. I'll be overjoyed

When he retires?

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:46 PM

93. He has retained the ability to walk.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:50 PM

94. It's nice that

I don't listen to him and it's nice that I hope he croaks very soon and it's nice that he never reproduced. (he didn't..did he? )

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 11:02 PM

95. it's nice

that he worked at his dad's radio station in high school because he had no friends
(told to me by someone who went to high school with him)

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 11:24 PM

96. Say something nice huh?

He will never be an elected official and/or policy maker.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 11:32 PM

97. He is very good at

being a bad example.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:22 AM

98. He's not on TV

He looks like he might have a heart attack soon.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:42 AM

99. He'll die someday.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:50 AM

100. He doesn't molest young women.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:58 AM

102. The way that puke looks with a cigar is an anti-smoking campaign in itself! n/t

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 01:00 AM

103. He stopped designing ties.

He knows how to use the language, is quick, nimble and smart.

I think I'm gonna puke...

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 01:01 AM

104. He'll likely be dead in the next 30 years.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 01:04 AM

105. He keeps cigar makers in business

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 01:07 AM

106. He makes a big festering pile of maggot infested roadkill look good n/t

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 01:41 AM

107. He tickles my gag reflex.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:24 AM

108. He will make a great corpse n/t

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:39 AM

109. fat enough to stop a bullet

He's still fat enough to stop a bullet- maybe he could be used by the secret service as some sort of experimental bullet proof ball of goo, to be deployed at all of the POTUS events, in the hope that he will absorb any lead projectile-launched attempts on POTUS's life. I can think of no better ending for Limbaugh than going out by taking a bullet for two-term president of the United States of America Obama. Somehow the world would seem healed afterward.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:55 AM

110. Uh, no thank you

 

There's nothing nice about that pathetic man

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Response to nycgiants9944 (Reply #110)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:34 PM

120. Welcome to DU!

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 07:34 AM

111. He's not a perfect A**hole (has a pilonidal cyst)

His pilonidal cyst kept him out of military duty (funny, mine didn't keep me out);

.. a pilonidal cyst is a cyst at the top of the crack (well, edit if you must but keep the title in, pleeeeeeze?)
.. a pilonidal cyst bleeds on occasion & is problematic if it gets infected, but mine's never been much a bother, I can walk, run, sit, squat, just like normal people!
In fact, people never even suspect when I go out & about. I'm beginning to suspect they only know I have one when I say things like 'did you know I have a pilonidal cyst?'.

So there, I did come up with something nice to say about rush limbaugh, he's NOT a perfect a**hole, just an imperfect one.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 09:53 AM

112. He'll die someday.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 11:02 AM

113. Karl Rove has the best political cartoons

Sincerely Karl, yours are the best. Hugs ... xoxoxxo

Karl Rove Toon Roundup
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021855309

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 11:21 AM

114. His voice sounds like a Muppet.

I like the Muppets. They're funny.

Then again, his voice also sounds like the main character from "ALF." Never did much care for that show.

So....um....nevermind.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 11:28 AM

115. He's got the perfect appearance

for radio

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 11:36 AM

116. Why? My Mom said not to say anything if I can't say something nice.

So I won't be saying anything.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:08 PM

117. He doesn't blow dead bears... (usually)

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:25 PM

118. In about 35 years, he will be dead. Hopefully sooner.

That is about all I got.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:25 PM

119. He's a fat bastard.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:36 PM

121. It's nice that I never listen to the drug addled gasbag nt

 

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 04:40 PM

122. He does a great impression of a colon expelling flatulence!

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 04:43 PM

123. He converts oxygen so trees can breathe?

That's about all I got, and I might be wrong about the oxygen conversion.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:14 PM

124. Say something nice about Rush Limbaugh again....

...Say something nice about Rush Limbaugh again. I dare ya'. I double dare ya', you mutherfucker. Say something nice about Rush Limbaugh one more goddamn time.

Jules.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:22 PM

125. Uh................

 

No. Sorry.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:25 PM

126. He is a positive role model for bitchy, gouty old white dudes

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:38 PM

127. He should be given a medal

 

For helping to elect Democrats. No other foul-mouth oaf could do it better.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:48 PM

128. He makes a good target...

Whenever I want to talk about the stupidity of RWers, Rush is there providing many a good example of RW stupidity.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:53 PM

129. He's good at his job.

 

Next to Howard Stern he might be the most successful radio personality ever.

He's a dick but he's good at it.

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 06:41 PM

130. Rush is my favorite Oxy Moron

all rights reserved

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 07:24 PM

132. My buddy worked for him as his chef

and one day he told him that he hated his car so he bought him a brand new one...True story

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Response to Always Randy (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 08:38 PM

133. He always cleans his plate...

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