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Wed Nov 14, 2012, 11:26 AM

Dear Wannabe Secessionists

Dear Wannabe Secessionists,

You are free to go whenever you want. But your state belongs to the USA, and that will remain as such. If your house doesn't have wheels, that stays as well. Also you are limited to taking $10k in cash with you, the rest stays. So go on down to the Walmart, get yourself an inflatable raft, launch it in the Gulf of Mexico and go fuck yourself!

Sincerely,

A Proud American

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lyingsackofmitt Nov 2012 OP
ffr Nov 2012 #1
Filibuster Harry Nov 2012 #2
LiberalEsto Nov 2012 #3
Myrina Nov 2012 #4
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Response to lyingsackofmitt (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 11:37 AM

1. Does that offer come with necessary hardware to accomplish that?

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Response to lyingsackofmitt (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 11:40 AM

2. Perry to be president of Texas

And I was hoping Texas would have rick perry as their president. And if they left does that mean no cowboys, texans, astros, rangers, spurs, rockets, mavericks, and stars? And do we put a fence around the texas border?

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Response to lyingsackofmitt (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 11:41 AM

3. It needs to be easier

Let them secede,

but make them repay the U.S. for any federally funded infrastructure improvements.

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Response to lyingsackofmitt (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 11:50 AM

4. ... and when the batteries die in their Medi-Scooters ...

... and their prescriptions run out, they'll realize that their 'new' country doesn't - and won't - have Medicare. Oops.

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Response to lyingsackofmitt (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 12:51 PM

5. Absolutely perfect!

And welcome to DU.

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