Gary Johnson Vows to Get Tough on East Korea

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance Friday on CNN, Gary Johnson, the Libertarian Presidential nominee, promised that as President he would get tough on East Korea.

“This behavior is unacceptable,” he said. “The East Koreans are making us look like idiots.”

While stressing that he remained, for the most part, an isolationist, he said, “I will do everything in my power as President to support our allies in West Korea.”

He also blasted the Obama Administration for its “lack of transparency” in conducting foreign policy. “I think it’s unconscionable that I just found out about these countries today,” he said.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/gary-johnson-vows-to-get-tough-on-east-korea

[Coyotl]

1. Love Borowitz every time!

[chillfactor]

2. East Korea? West Korea?

not North and South? What planet does this guy live on?

[Maru Kitteh]

6. It's satire. Comedy.

But Johnson does now seem to be the "Three's Company" of this year's election.

with less substance

and less tna

[Jamaal510]

3. Once he lays out

his plans on Underground Korea, then we'll talk.

[uponit7771]

4. This is good satire, this is something Johnson would say... another dumbass privileged person

[Monk06]

5. Don't forget the Northern Arctic Lots of trouble up there

[joeybee12]

7. that made me laugh out loud. knr

[ray008]

8. East Korea?

Where is East Korea?

[PasadenaTrudy]

9. It's satire... n/t

[pinboy3niner]

10. East Korea is not a tire!

It's like, next to West Korea but more toward sunset.

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

11. The saddest part is that this story is actually believable and it should NOT be, lol

This election has turned into a three ring circus. I don't think anything would surprise me at this point.