Peacefully grant the State of Herp-a-Derp to withdraw from the United States of America & create its own NEW government
As the founding fathers of the United States of America made clear in the Declaration of Independence in 1776:
"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one neighbor to secretly let his dog crap on the lawn of another, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."
Therefore, herp-a-derp-derp, but please keep sending my Social Security check. I earned that, yo.
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." - Sinclair Lewis �We can have a democracy or we can have huge wealth in the hands of a few, but we cannot have both" - Justice Louis Brandeis