I'm starting a petition to replace "R" in the alphabet
If it is true that Republicons have pledged allegiance to Grover Norquist instead of to the United States of America, then I suggest we replace the letter "R" with "GN." Let's be honest, they're not fooling anyone. If they are unpatriotically swearing allegiance to a person over our nation, then our alphabet needs to be changed to represent the 47% or so of them who think that way.
a b c d e f g
h i j k l m n o p
q GN s
t u v
y & z
Now I know my ABCs.
Shall I start the petition or should I substitute KR, for Karl Rove, in place of GN?