Fri Nov 9, 2012, 08:45 AM
UCmeNdc (905 posts)
Prepare for post Obama election
Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:
1. Close out our bank accounts, checking accounts, savings account. 2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers. 3. Destroy and toss all cell phones. 4. Take out and smash all black boxes in our vehicles. Will put on the road my 69 mustaang. 5. Cut up all credit cards and call to stop all transactions. 6. Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup. 7. Buy only the bare necessaities and pay all bills with a money order. 8. Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents. 9. Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency. 10. Call and turn off Direct TV. 11. End all computer web services. 12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked. 13. Get involved more heavily with local Tea Party to establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance! The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know about here! 1 posted on Thu Nov 08 2012 19:42:24 GMT+0100 (W. Europe Standard Time) by paratrooper82 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2957088/posts
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| UCmeNdc | Nov 2012 | OP | |
| lalalu | Nov 2012 | #1 | |
| Cigar11 | Nov 2012 | #3 | |
| Atman | Nov 2012 | #2 | |
| JackN415 | Nov 2012 | #4 | |
| yashoo | Nov 2012 | #5 | |
| Arkana | Nov 2012 | #6 | |
| vilify | Nov 2012 | #7 |
Response to UCmeNdc (Original post)
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 08:55 AM
lalalu (1,663 posts)
1. My favorite response.
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"I am curious as to what your wife said when you told her to do all of those things."
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Response to lalalu (Reply #1)
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 08:57 AM
Cigar11 (506 posts)
3. Probably ...
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what the fuck have you been drinking.
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Response to UCmeNdc (Original post)
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 08:55 AM
Atman (26,222 posts)
2. And this accomplishes what, exactly?
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Response to UCmeNdc (Original post)
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 09:40 AM
JackN415 (823 posts)
4. Is it a parody? Sigh.. sometimes, I can't tell a joke, like going to an asylum...
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Last edited Fri Nov 9, 2012, 09:42 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1) and don't know if a gưy in a white lab coat were a patient or a doctor. (until the orderlies come and see their attitude toward him).
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Response to UCmeNdc (Original post)
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 09:47 AM
yashoo (55 posts)
5. This is the first time I've read the rest of the thread
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...and this guy is even too loony for the freepers! WOW
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Response to UCmeNdc (Original post)
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 10:15 AM
Arkana (22,310 posts)
6. And the world will continue to spin despite this freepazoid idiot deciding to cut himself off.
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These people are the epitome of "cut off your nose to spite your face". Christ, I hope he doesn't have children.
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Response to UCmeNdc (Original post)
Fri Nov 9, 2012, 12:32 PM
vilify (102 posts)
7. He's hoping to crash the economy and stock market.

