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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 07:03 PM

My PG-rated, sanitized, post-election Romney limerick (feel free to add your own)

There once was a gov’nor named Mitt
Whose hairstyle was one massive hit
Though his coif was appealing
His speech was revealing
That in truth the man didn’t know…beans

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Reply My PG-rated, sanitized, post-election Romney limerick (feel free to add your own) (Original post)
DFW Nov 2012 OP
geckosfeet Nov 2012 #1
DFW Nov 2012 #2
madinmaryland Nov 2012 #6
NRaleighLiberal Nov 2012 #3
struggle4progress Nov 2012 #4
DFW Nov 2012 #5

Response to DFW (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 07:06 PM

1. My unsantized crude and rude poorly constructed (idiotic) poem to R$

fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath
fuck off wad breath

Apologies to poets everywhere for using the word poem for this brain dropping

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Response to geckosfeet (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 07:08 PM

2. It does have a certain symmetry to it

Could use a little more diversity in the rhymes, though.....

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Response to DFW (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 07:23 PM

6. Sorry, but when it comes to poetry about Repukes, there is no diversity!!


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Response to DFW (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 07:11 PM

3. Hey - I got one!

The loser was this guy R-Money
Who never said anything funny
he lied all the time
could win only by crime
O's victory is sweeter than honey!

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Response to DFW (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 07:17 PM

4. haiku

republicans can't
believe they have lost again
but I'm drinking wine

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Response to struggle4progress (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 07:18 PM

5. Sake, I presume n/t

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