After Looking At The Map, RMoney Is Getting Panicky. Family Overrules Advisors

[SingleSeatBiggerMeat]

Not having a clear path to 270, the RMoney Family - Ann, Trigg, Tragg, Smack, Jimmy, Biff, and Willard III have overruled the campaign staff and decided that Dad would search for the critical electoral votes in places that they currently own homes.

"Listen," Tragg announced, "nobody knows Daddy as well as the people who live in those places where he has lived and worked. We believe that we can win this race by getting all the electoral votes from Massachusetts, California, Michigan, New Hampshire, France, Switzerland, Bermuda, and the Cayman Islands."

"They love Daddy -- and all of us -- in those places," Biff said.

"Not only is it our turn," Ann concluded, "But I can't wait to see the looks of all those people when we come rolling through places like San Francisco, Geneva, Detroit, and Boston on our big bus!"

[Berlum]

1. "Capital idea, Gilligan. I mean, Tragg." - Thurston Willard III (R - 1%)

[Ilsa]

2. That funny! Thanks! nt

[bemildred]

3. Bwaaahaahaa.