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Tue Oct 16, 2012, 07:48 PM

My prediction for tonight's debate (transcript included) . . .

My prediction for tonight's debate (transcript included):



Creepy Crawley: Blah, blah, blah the first question from our first 'undecided' voter (winks at Robme).

'Undecided' Voter #1: Both candidates, please explain what you will do to get Amurkins back to work, and Mr. Romney, please address the President's failed economic policies in detail.

Robme: Lie, lie, lie, lie (pauses for condescending smile), lie, lie, lie, lie, (points at POTUS while smirking), lie, lie, lie (for another 4 minutes), and let me close by lying some more.

POTUS: Mr. Romney, that's not what you said 2 weeks ago at . . .

Creepy: I'm sorry Mr. President, but your 5 minutes are up.

POTUS: But I have 4 minutes and 55 seconds left . . .

Creepy: Not on my show, pal. NEXT!!! (smiles coquettishly at Robme).

'Undecided' Voter #2: Both candidates, please explain your positions on contraception and abortion, and specifically, Mr. Obama, tell us why you like to kill babies.

POTUS: Well, first let me say that, while I personally believe . . .

Creepy: TIME!!! Your response, Mr. Romney.

POTUS: Wait a minute, Ms. Creepy . . .

Creepy: Keep it up and I'll turn your mic off! (Blows Robme a kiss). Your turn, Mr. Romney, and please feel free to take all the time you need since the President keeps interrupting.

Robme: Although the President DOES indeed like to kill babies, let me assure you . . .lie, lie, lie, flip-flop, flop-flip, (does back handspring), lie, lie, lie and (10 minutes later) let me leave you with one additional lie.

'Undecided' Voter #3: Mr. Romney, why do you let the Democrats continue to take credit for the killing of Osama Bin Laden, when it's very clear from many reports on Fox News that you and Mr. Ryan, at your own personal expense, orchestrated the entire operation that raided the Bin Laden compound, and that you personally fired the shot that took him out?

Robme: You are absolutely correct and lie, lie, lie, (blinks madly like crackhead), lie, lie, lie, (sweats profusely), lie, lie, lie, (consults the cheat sheet he smuggled into the hall in his magic underwear), lie, lie, lie, and let me finish by saying that I love poor people, and our military heroes, and social security grandmas, and the trees that are the right height, and God bless Kolob, I mean America!

Creepy: Mr. Romney, we are going to forego any more questions from the audience, shut off the President's mic, and let you use the remaining time to talk about the President's failed policies, while I lick your feet.

At this point the President walks across the stage, takes Creepy's mic, walks to Robme, shoves said mic down his throat, takes Robme's mic, turns to the audience and proceeds to explain his ideas to move the country forward.

Creepy continues to lick Robme's feet, Robme starts talking out of the other side of his mouth, Biden walks on stage, pummels Robme repeatedly about the face and neck to shut his lie-hole, while the President continues to lay fact upon fact on the audience and explain why his policies are better than those of Robme-Lyin Ryan.

MSNBC pundits in post-debate meltdown: WTF is wrong with the President? We're going to lose this election! The sky is falling! I am a traitorous dickhead! Blah, blah, blah . . .

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fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 OP
regnaD kciN Oct 2012 #1
unhinged1 Oct 2012 #2
fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #3
classof56 Oct 2012 #6
fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #7
classof56 Oct 2012 #8
Norrin Radd Oct 2012 #4
Auntie Bush Oct 2012 #5

Response to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 07:55 PM

1. You're probably right, at least about MSNBC's reaction...

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 08:00 PM

2. is candy crowley conservative or liberal?

?

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Response to unhinged1 (Reply #2)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 08:33 PM

3. Thinly veiled conservative . . .

posing as a journalist.

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Reply #3)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 09:15 PM

6. Did she once "date" Rush?

Some memory of that is floating around in my head.

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Response to classof56 (Reply #6)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 09:54 PM

7. Aww, gross !!!

I need a serious drink to dispel that ugly image! Or some oxycontin!

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Reply #7)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 10:22 PM

8. I spoke too soon. Just googled Candy and looks like she and Rushbo were never an item.

Doubtless she's too smart for him!

Glad I was wrong. Phew!

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Original post)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 08:33 PM

4. kr

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Response to Norrin Radd (Reply #4)

Tue Oct 16, 2012, 08:59 PM

5. She was very obviously pro Bush in 2008. Now she tries

to hide it a little more behind her new face lift and make over....but she's the same old goat she always was. i hope I'll be able to take that all back after thee debate.

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