Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:09 PM
rosesaylavee (11,719 posts)
A Joke going around on the Internet today...
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.
They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown. They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt. They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying. "Who the hell is Mitt Romney?" Pinocchio sobs.
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52 replies, 15585 views
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| rosesaylavee | Oct 2012 | OP | |
| The Wielding Truth | Oct 2012 | #1 | |
| Hissyspit | Oct 2012 | #11 | |
| The Wielding Truth | Oct 2012 | #13 | |
| ashling | Oct 2012 | #2 | |
| NV Whino | Oct 2012 | #3 | |
| Tumbulu | Oct 2012 | #7 | |
| fugop | Oct 2012 | #4 | |
| pamela | Oct 2012 | #5 | |
| rebuke | Oct 2012 | #52 | |
| Indpndnt | Oct 2012 | #6 | |
| cynannmarie | Oct 2012 | #8 | |
| gkhouston | Oct 2012 | #9 | |
| beac | Oct 2012 | #10 | |
| highplainsdem | Oct 2012 | #12 | |
| erpowers | Oct 2012 | #14 | |
| jade3000 | Oct 2012 | #15 | |
| Justice | Oct 2012 | #16 | |
| montana_hazeleyes | Oct 2012 | #26 | |
| allinthegame | Oct 2012 | #17 | |
| littlemissmartypants | Oct 2012 | #34 | |
| karmaqueen | Oct 2012 | #18 | |
| aint_no_life_nowhere | Oct 2012 | #19 | |
| rhett o rick | Oct 2012 | #20 | |
| darkangel218 | Oct 2012 | #50 | |
| rosesaylavee | Oct 2012 | #24 | |
| rosesaylavee | Oct 2012 | #25 | |
| darkangel218 | Oct 2012 | #51 | |
| Panasonic | Oct 2012 | #21 | |
| mrs_p | Oct 2012 | #22 | |
| freshwest | Oct 2012 | #23 | |
| Coyotl | Oct 2012 | #27 | |
| rosesaylavee | Oct 2012 | #28 | |
| BarackTheVote | Oct 2012 | #29 | |
| rosesaylavee | Oct 2012 | #30 | |
| Laelth | Oct 2012 | #31 | |
| icymist | Oct 2012 | #32 | |
| Cha | Oct 2012 | #33 | |
| hrmjustin | Oct 2012 | #35 | |
| Kurovski | Oct 2012 | #36 | |
| rosesaylavee | Oct 2012 | #41 | |
| Kurovski | Oct 2012 | #47 | |
| rosesaylavee | Oct 2012 | #48 | |
| josh3693 | Oct 2012 | #37 | |
| Rhiannon12866 | Oct 2012 | #38 | |
| rosesaylavee | Oct 2012 | #42 | |
| Kurovski | Oct 2012 | #49 | |
| juajen | Oct 2012 | #44 | |
| Peaceful Protester | Oct 2012 | #39 | |
| rosesaylavee | Oct 2012 | #43 | |
| outsideworld | Oct 2012 | #40 | |
| Initech | Oct 2012 | #45 | |
| Tarheel_Dem | Oct 2012 | #46 |
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:15 PM
The Wielding Truth (8,438 posts)
1. Perfect!
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Response to The Wielding Truth (Reply #1)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:54 PM
Hissyspit (40,031 posts)
11. Almost...
Needs Rimshot Johnny. |
Response to Hissyspit (Reply #11)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:27 PM
The Wielding Truth (8,438 posts)
13. With a cherry on top.
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:22 PM
ashling (19,170 posts)
2. Great!
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Love it.
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:49 PM
NV Whino (14,246 posts)
3. I bet Big Bird started it.
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:54 PM
fugop (1,826 posts)
4. Love it! NT
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:05 PM
pamela (2,343 posts)
5. That's the spirit.
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I'm so sick of the supposedly smart Dems who are spinning a mildly disappointing debate into the epic fail of the century. If I hadn't just donated to DU last night I would have told one long-time poseur, er...poster, to go fuck himself today. It would almost have been worth getting banned.
Anyway...thanks for the joke. There was a lot about Mitt's performance last night to ridicule. Smart Dems know that. |
Response to pamela (Reply #5)
Wed Oct 10, 2012, 01:19 PM
rebuke (55 posts)
52. Ummm, Romney
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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) |
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:24 PM
cynannmarie (66 posts)
8. Thanks, needed that! n/t
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:34 PM
gkhouston (21,642 posts)
9. Funny and damning. IMO, political barbs wrapped in jokes are deadly, because they'll spread so much
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farther and faster than any ad or interview.
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:51 PM
beac (9,340 posts)
10. Love it and have already forwarded it! n/t
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:14 PM
highplainsdem (11,110 posts)
12. Love it!
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:33 PM
erpowers (5,119 posts)
14. Funny
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I thought it would end with Pinocchio going into the place and Mitt Romney coming out. The end was really funny, however.
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:47 PM
jade3000 (234 posts)
15. Genius! nt
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:49 PM
Justice (4,362 posts)
16. my colleague said today, Mitt is like a Ken doll, he wears whatever clothes you put on him
Response to Justice (Reply #16)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:39 PM
montana_hazeleyes (1,461 posts)
26. Good one! n/t
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:58 PM
allinthegame (30 posts)
17. thank god
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Dems can laugh today...way too much falling on my sword hysteria last night...buck up and support our President
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Response to allinthegame (Reply #17)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 11:30 PM
littlemissmartypants (2,999 posts)
34. Welcome to the DU!
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 05:38 PM
karmaqueen (576 posts)
18. Good One! n/t
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 05:41 PM
aint_no_life_nowhere (18,936 posts)
19. Thom Hartmann just mentioned this post on DU on his radio/tv show
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and mentioned your name, rosesaylavee, saying he thought the joke was pretty funny.
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Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #19)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 05:52 PM
rhett o rick (26,652 posts)
20. Thom is a member and good friend of our DU community. nm
Response to rhett o rick (Reply #20)
darkangel218 This message was self-deleted by its author.
Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #19)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:33 PM
rosesaylavee (11,719 posts)
24. Awesome! My 15 minutes!
Response to rosesaylavee (Reply #24)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:34 PM
rosesaylavee (11,719 posts)
25. Thom Hartmann - Hire me, I got a million of 'em
Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #19)
darkangel218 This message was self-deleted by its author.
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 05:53 PM
Panasonic (2,921 posts)
21. Got the premise of the joke..
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Last edited Thu Oct 4, 2012, 05:53 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1) But would Pinocchio's nose be way too long for his head to be down?
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Response to Panasonic (Reply #21)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:28 PM
mrs_p (1,995 posts)
22. that's where i was going too! nt
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:32 PM
freshwest (31,338 posts)
23. Aww!
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:59 PM
Coyotl (5,153 posts)
27. Answer: The guy who took second place to ... the envelope please ...
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Paul Ryan
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 07:45 PM
BarackTheVote (560 posts)
29. Memes can change the world!!!
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Response to BarackTheVote (Reply #29)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 07:56 PM
rosesaylavee (11,719 posts)
30. Yes MEMES Can!
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 08:14 PM
Laelth (13,347 posts)
31. k&r. That's quite funny. n/t
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-Laelth
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 10:49 PM
icymist (5,572 posts)
32. LOLOL!!!
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That is funny!
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 11:00 PM
Cha (124,435 posts)
33. He's the mofo that
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beat you, Pinocchio!
Thanks, rosesaylavee! this is the kind of thing that needs to be going Viral..i.e. The Facts |
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 11:51 PM
hrmjustin (8,924 posts)
35. I loved it!
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Fri Oct 5, 2012, 12:09 AM
Kurovski (33,249 posts)
36. Heh!
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Howdy!
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Response to Kurovski (Reply #36)
Fri Oct 5, 2012, 07:25 AM
rosesaylavee (11,719 posts)
41. I'm famous now but look, I will still wave back to my friends
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Response to rosesaylavee (Reply #41)
Sat Oct 6, 2012, 12:01 AM
Kurovski (33,249 posts)
47. I'm waving again so everyone thinks I have value!
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307 recs? OH! Just WHO in the HELL do you think YOU are Missy Golden-Britches Smith?!! |
Response to Kurovski (Reply #47)
Sat Oct 6, 2012, 10:05 AM
rosesaylavee (11,719 posts)
48. I'm gonna go check the phonebook to see if I am listed too
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... if they still print that thing... |
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:04 AM
Rhiannon12866 (54,758 posts)
38. LOL! This joke needs pictures!
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Last edited Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:04 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1) ![]() |
Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #38)
Fri Oct 5, 2012, 07:26 AM
rosesaylavee (11,719 posts)
42. YES! Perfect!
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And you captured that maniacal smirk too!
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Response to rosesaylavee (Reply #42)
Sat Oct 6, 2012, 10:21 AM
Kurovski (33,249 posts)
49. "The mask"
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It looked like he had on a mask when he watched Obama speak.
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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #38)
Fri Oct 5, 2012, 09:37 AM
juajen (7,892 posts)
44. Goodness, he does look like Richard Nixon!
Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Fri Oct 5, 2012, 05:52 AM
Peaceful Protester (194 posts)
39. Who the hell is Mitt Romney?
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Response to Peaceful Protester (Reply #39)
Fri Oct 5, 2012, 07:27 AM
rosesaylavee (11,719 posts)
43. Great for Facebook!
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Thanks!
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Fri Oct 5, 2012, 06:06 AM
outsideworld (599 posts)
40. ha
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thanks for sharing , hilarious
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Fri Oct 5, 2012, 12:42 PM
Initech (38,811 posts)
45. Love it!!!!
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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)
Fri Oct 5, 2012, 02:43 PM
Tarheel_Dem (16,634 posts)
46. K&R
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