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Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:09 PM

A Joke going around on the Internet today...

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.

They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying.

"Who the hell is Mitt Romney?" Pinocchio sobs.

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Reply A Joke going around on the Internet today... (Original post)
rosesaylavee Oct 2012 OP
The Wielding Truth Oct 2012 #1
Hissyspit Oct 2012 #11
The Wielding Truth Oct 2012 #13
ashling Oct 2012 #2
NV Whino Oct 2012 #3
Tumbulu Oct 2012 #7
fugop Oct 2012 #4
pamela Oct 2012 #5
rebuke Oct 2012 #52
Indpndnt Oct 2012 #6
cynannmarie Oct 2012 #8
gkhouston Oct 2012 #9
beac Oct 2012 #10
highplainsdem Oct 2012 #12
erpowers Oct 2012 #14
jade3000 Oct 2012 #15
Justice Oct 2012 #16
montana_hazeleyes Oct 2012 #26
allinthegame Oct 2012 #17
littlemissmartypants Oct 2012 #34
karmaqueen Oct 2012 #18
aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #19
rhett o rick Oct 2012 #20
darkangel218 Oct 2012 #50
rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #24
rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #25
darkangel218 Oct 2012 #51
Panasonic Oct 2012 #21
mrs_p Oct 2012 #22
freshwest Oct 2012 #23
Coyotl Oct 2012 #27
rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #28
BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #29
rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #30
Laelth Oct 2012 #31
icymist Oct 2012 #32
Cha Oct 2012 #33
hrmjustin Oct 2012 #35
Kurovski Oct 2012 #36
rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #41
Kurovski Oct 2012 #47
rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #48
josh3693 Oct 2012 #37
Rhiannon12866 Oct 2012 #38
rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #42
Kurovski Oct 2012 #49
juajen Oct 2012 #44
Peaceful Protester Oct 2012 #39
rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #43
outsideworld Oct 2012 #40
Initech Oct 2012 #45
Tarheel_Dem Oct 2012 #46

Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:15 PM

1. Perfect!

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Response to The Wielding Truth (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:54 PM

11. Almost...



Needs Rimshot Johnny.

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Response to Hissyspit (Reply #11)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:27 PM

13. With a cherry on top.

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:22 PM

2. Great!

Love it.

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:49 PM

3. I bet Big Bird started it.

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Response to NV Whino (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:18 PM

7. Love it!!!!!nt

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:54 PM

4. Love it! NT

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:05 PM

5. That's the spirit.

I'm so sick of the supposedly smart Dems who are spinning a mildly disappointing debate into the epic fail of the century. If I hadn't just donated to DU last night I would have told one long-time poseur, er...poster, to go fuck himself today. It would almost have been worth getting banned.

Anyway...thanks for the joke. There was a lot about Mitt's performance last night to ridicule. Smart Dems know that.

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Response to pamela (Reply #5)

Wed Oct 10, 2012, 01:19 PM

52. Ummm, Romney

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:06 PM

6. Lol!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:24 PM

8. Thanks, needed that! n/t

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:34 PM

9. Funny and damning. IMO, political barbs wrapped in jokes are deadly, because they'll spread so much

farther and faster than any ad or interview.

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:51 PM

10. Love it and have already forwarded it! n/t

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:14 PM

12. Love it!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:33 PM

14. Funny

I thought it would end with Pinocchio going into the place and Mitt Romney coming out. The end was really funny, however.

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:47 PM

15. Genius! nt

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:49 PM

16. my colleague said today, Mitt is like a Ken doll, he wears whatever clothes you put on him

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Response to Justice (Reply #16)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:39 PM

26. Good one! n/t

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:58 PM

17. thank god

Dems can laugh today...way too much falling on my sword hysteria last night...buck up and support our President

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Response to allinthegame (Reply #17)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 11:30 PM

34. Welcome to the DU!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 05:38 PM

18. Good One! n/t

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 05:41 PM

19. Thom Hartmann just mentioned this post on DU on his radio/tv show

and mentioned your name, rosesaylavee, saying he thought the joke was pretty funny.

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Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #19)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 05:52 PM

20. Thom is a member and good friend of our DU community. nm

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Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #19)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:33 PM

24. Awesome! My 15 minutes!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Reply #24)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:34 PM

25. Thom Hartmann - Hire me, I got a million of 'em

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 05:53 PM

21. Got the premise of the joke..

 

But would Pinocchio's nose be way too long for his head to be down?

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Response to Panasonic (Reply #21)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:28 PM

22. that's where i was going too! nt

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:32 PM

23. Aww!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 06:59 PM

27. Answer: The guy who took second place to ... the envelope please ...

Paul Ryan

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Response to Coyotl (Reply #27)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 07:11 PM

28. ...

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 07:45 PM

29. Memes can change the world!!!

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Response to BarackTheVote (Reply #29)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 07:56 PM

30. Yes MEMES Can!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 08:14 PM

31. k&r. That's quite funny. n/t

-Laelth

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 10:49 PM

32. LOLOL!!!

That is funny!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 11:00 PM

33. He's the mofo that

beat you, Pinocchio!

Thanks, rosesaylavee! this is the kind of thing that needs to be going Viral..i.e. The Facts

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 11:51 PM

35. I loved it!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 12:09 AM

36. Heh!

Howdy!

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #36)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 07:25 AM

41. I'm famous now but look, I will still wave back to my friends

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Response to rosesaylavee (Reply #41)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 12:01 AM

47. I'm waving again so everyone thinks I have value!



307 recs? OH! Just WHO in the HELL do you think YOU are Missy Golden-Britches Smith?!!

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #47)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 10:05 AM

48. I'm gonna go check the phonebook to see if I am listed too



... if they still print that thing...

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 12:18 AM

37. n/t

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 01:04 AM

38. LOL! This joke needs pictures!

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #38)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 07:26 AM

42. YES! Perfect!

And you captured that maniacal smirk too!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Reply #42)

Sat Oct 6, 2012, 10:21 AM

49. "The mask"

It looked like he had on a mask when he watched Obama speak.

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Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #38)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 09:37 AM

44. Goodness, he does look like Richard Nixon!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 05:52 AM

39. Who the hell is Mitt Romney?

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Response to Peaceful Protester (Reply #39)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 07:27 AM

43. Great for Facebook!

Thanks!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 06:06 AM

40. ha

thanks for sharing , hilarious

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 12:42 PM

45. Love it!!!!

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Response to rosesaylavee (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 02:43 PM

46. K&R

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