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Beacool

(30,247 posts)
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:07 PM Feb 2016

Christie: Hillary Would Be Relieved If I Give Her a Spanking Instead of a Subpoena

By Ken Meyer
2/3/16

Sometimes, politicians like to spice up their talks about how badly they’ll crush their opponents by going into some – you know – hyperbolic territory. While you usually get grandiose promises of absolute decimation, in the case of Hillary Clinton, the GOP seems to have this weird yet strangely sexy obsession with spanking her.

Chris Christie isn’t letting his loss at the Iowa Caucus slow him down, because he made quite a few people in New Hampshire laugh today when he promised to “beat [Clinton’s] rear end” if they ever face off for a debate.

“You know the last person she wants to see on that stage in September? You’re looking at him,” Christie boasted. “She sees a federal prosecutor on the stage, I’ll beat her rear end on that stage, and after I do, she’ll be relieved because she’ll just be worried I was going to serve her with a subpoena.”

http://www.mediaite.com/online/christie-hillary-would-be-relieved-if-i-give-her-a-spanking-instead-of-a-subpoena/

Will Republicans ever learn?

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Christie: Hillary Would Be Relieved If I Give Her a Spanking Instead of a Subpoena (Original Post) Beacool Feb 2016 OP
There is something seriously wrong with him. Punkingal Feb 2016 #1
+ a bazillion spooky3 Feb 2016 #35
That doesn't give fair credit to Christie mythology Feb 2016 #51
Governor Porkie proves once again he is a pig... Human101948 Feb 2016 #2
Christie is an ass Bjornsdotter Feb 2016 #3
There are few people in the public eye more disgusting and vile than this man. Jackie Wilson Said Feb 2016 #4
Tell me about it, he's my governor. Beacool Feb 2016 #22
White privilege and arrogance like his makes one lose faith in humanity. Jackie Wilson Said Feb 2016 #25
Well, in this case it wasn't about economics. Beacool Feb 2016 #26
I'm in Virginia, and am pleasantly surprised at how good Gov. McAuliffe is. He "gets" both spooky3 Feb 2016 #37
I think that he's doing a lot better than some people expected. Beacool Feb 2016 #57
Same VulgarPoet Feb 2016 #62
...Holy hell. VulgarPoet Feb 2016 #61
I'm still mad at the Democratic party for not supporting Barbara Buono. Beacool Feb 2016 #66
Admittedly, I can't say I follow NJ politics all that much VulgarPoet Feb 2016 #67
The NJ Democratic machine Madam Mossfern Feb 2016 #92
Picking and choosing certain Republicans to quietly enable seems to be an ugly DWS trait. Warren DeMontague Feb 2016 #76
They cut their losses because he was so far ahead in the polls. Beacool Feb 2016 #91
He's a thug and a bully, absolutely. Warren DeMontague Feb 2016 #93
I wondered if that retort cut his rising popularity in NH Chemisse Feb 2016 #86
What a sick POS Politicalboi Feb 2016 #5
Every time he opens his pie hole farleftlib Feb 2016 #6
Okay that is totally out of line! What an ass. bkkyosemite Feb 2016 #7
he's a perv. disgusting perv roguevalley Feb 2016 #8
Christie has a disturbing paraphilia. DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2016 #11
Bill should kick him in his fat ass. n/t PonyUp Feb 2016 #9
Chris Christie makes me actually like Hillary NowSam Feb 2016 #10
Same. I'll never agree with the vast majority of her policies but VulgarPoet Feb 2016 #65
The Hillary haters will LOVE this! NurseJackie Feb 2016 #12
You're as ridiculous as Chris Christie. n/t farleftlib Feb 2016 #14
Not really. He loved Big Brother Feb 2016 #33
It's disgusting. PyaarRevolution Feb 2016 #40
People who use the Bernie Bros insult are pretty disgusting too nichomachus Feb 2016 #42
No farleftlib Feb 2016 #44
Will debbie wasserman schultz change her mind about christie now? Warren DeMontague Feb 2016 #48
+1000000 MrWendel Feb 2016 #78
Bwah! bigwillq Feb 2016 #87
Actually, this seems to have been a bridge too far... Hekate Feb 2016 #15
Very good! :-P NurseJackie Feb 2016 #19
Not really... KansDem Feb 2016 #17
supporting one does not mean hating another restorefreedom Feb 2016 #38
Hmm. Who agrees with Chris Chrstie's advocacy of putting pot smokers in prison? Warren DeMontague Feb 2016 #47
Strong Sanders supporter here. Christie's comments are KingCharlemagne Feb 2016 #63
sexist asshole(s) Matariki Feb 2016 #13
I think that all these conservatives have domination fantasies. Beacool Feb 2016 #24
Their entire politics is based on projection, and "Other"-izing people.... villager Feb 2016 #27
And of course this isn't sexist mcar Feb 2016 #16
Chris Christie is vulgar. In_The_Wind Feb 2016 #18
Vulgar is a perfect word for him. 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #56
It is past time that this sexist piece of SH** gets taken down. shame on him. riversedge Feb 2016 #20
Wasn't he also going to "pound some meat" on Morning Joe a few days ago? nt Buns_of_Fire Feb 2016 #21
He's sick. (But, looking at his poll numbers, I guess he figures ... NurseJackie Feb 2016 #23
What's also sick is using this creep's actions to bash Sanders supporters farleftlib Feb 2016 #28
boorish idiot noiretextatique Feb 2016 #29
what a dick krawhitham Feb 2016 #30
What a sad little boy he is BeyondGeography Feb 2016 #31
I will look forward to Rachel Maddow's "puffing" him out. Tonight is Santorum's turn. spooky3 Feb 2016 #39
He'll be out of the race soon. n/t livetohike Feb 2016 #32
And Christi would be relieved to get a spanking instead of a subpoena NCjack Feb 2016 #34
many repubs are closet pervs restorefreedom Feb 2016 #36
Christie's a fucking asshat authoritarian and a thug. Warren DeMontague Feb 2016 #46
definitely. he makes me ill. nt restorefreedom Feb 2016 #53
OK, now THAT is sexist. RiverLover Feb 2016 #41
Filthy SOB! MineralMan Feb 2016 #43
THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WRONG WITH THAT MAN Warren DeMontague Feb 2016 #45
There is something really wrong with a lot of these guys leftyladyfrommo Feb 2016 #59
Why did you think any of us wanted the words "Chris Christie" and "spanking" in the SAME sentence? Ken Burch Feb 2016 #49
Lol 47of74 Feb 2016 #71
Wow that's fucking disgraceful Alittleliberal Feb 2016 #50
what's with republicans and spanking? DesertFlower Feb 2016 #52
That's the kind of thing... 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #58
They seem to get off on it. Beacool Feb 2016 #68
well said. nt DesertFlower Feb 2016 #73
Cruz talked about doing it to Hillary, not just his daughter. He's a sicko, too. n/t pnwmom Feb 2016 #75
he gives me the creeps. DesertFlower Feb 2016 #83
What a vulgar ass. Odin2005 Feb 2016 #54
I think those boys all secretly want her. John Poet Feb 2016 #55
Yep, they have domination fantasies. Beacool Feb 2016 #70
There's a Reason Christie's in 6th Place in NH - He's an Ass! Gamecock Lefty Feb 2016 #60
The only rear end Christie would spank is David Vitter keithbvadu2 Feb 2016 #64
What a freak! SammyWinstonJack Feb 2016 #69
Ew! Ew! Ew! King of Grossicity. valerief Feb 2016 #72
Didn't Ted Cruz say something similar a few weeks ago? n/t pnwmom Feb 2016 #74
What a pig (no offense intended to actual pigs). The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2016 #77
Inexcusable. What a piece of shit he is. morningfog Feb 2016 #79
He is a cheaper version of Tony Soprano..Christie the Mobster. Pathetic man and disgusting. n/t Jefferson23 Feb 2016 #80
"Chrissy Carbs" would be his mob name. n/t. Ken Burch Feb 2016 #95
As with all mafiosos, Christie get nasty when cornered. Dawson Leery Feb 2016 #81
Then there's tRump's comment about dating his attractive daughter. LuckyLib Feb 2016 #82
He's really one Spirochete Feb 2016 #84
Okay, Governor Zeppelin. You do that. Feeling the Bern Feb 2016 #85
He's a jack@ass Tien1985 Feb 2016 #88
half the time I can't tell if Christie is farting or talking mdbl Feb 2016 #89
Apparently not n/t MrModerate Feb 2016 #90
Well, a woman judge just spanked YOU, Governor Soprano! rocktivity Feb 2016 #94

spooky3

(34,426 posts)
35. + a bazillion
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 08:36 PM
Feb 2016

Maybe it's desperation to get attention to keep his campaign alive, but there was something seriously wrong with him well before this campaign.

 

mythology

(9,527 posts)
51. That doesn't give fair credit to Christie
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 09:35 PM
Feb 2016

There are lots of things wrong with him. He's worked hard to be this much of a putz, he deserves credit for all of it.

Jackie Wilson Said

(4,176 posts)
4. There are few people in the public eye more disgusting and vile than this man.
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:11 PM
Feb 2016

His treatment of ordinary citizens who are not connected to money and power the way he is, is disgusting.

Beacool

(30,247 posts)
22. Tell me about it, he's my governor.
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:38 PM
Feb 2016

The guy is a bully and tone deaf. This is what he responded to a voter in NH when she asked him if he shouldn't be in NJ (after the blizzard, several towns were severely flooded). Christie's response: “I don’t know what you expected me to do. Do you want me to go back there with a mop?” I'm still hopping mad over the cavalier way he responded. There were some areas by the shore that were flooded worse than during Sandi.

Beacool

(30,247 posts)
26. Well, in this case it wasn't about economics.
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:47 PM
Feb 2016

It's not cheap to live by the shore, but the man is paid to be governor of NJ, not to be gallivanting in IA and NH. When a disaster strikes, residents expect him to show his sorry ass in the state and stay there more than 24 hrs. People were infuriated by his callous comments.

spooky3

(34,426 posts)
37. I'm in Virginia, and am pleasantly surprised at how good Gov. McAuliffe is. He "gets" both
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 08:40 PM
Feb 2016

the importance of appearance and the importance of getting things done. As just one example of a contrast, during our recent blizzard, the guy was working around the clock. Was on the early news shows, the late news shows, and the late late news shows, with detailed info about exactly how many salt and plow trucks were out and what steps the state was taking to help people.

VulgarPoet

(2,872 posts)
62. Same
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 01:57 PM
Feb 2016

I'm stationed in SE VA, and I honestly wasn't expecting much out of Gov. McAuliffe. Kinda glad he proved me wrong.

VulgarPoet

(2,872 posts)
61. ...Holy hell.
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 01:56 PM
Feb 2016

You have my sincerest condolences. I don't think I'd be able to stomach living with him as my governor.

Beacool

(30,247 posts)
66. I'm still mad at the Democratic party for not supporting Barbara Buono.
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 02:25 PM
Feb 2016

They threw in the towel and let Christie run away with the election. He probably would have still won (then, I doubt he would now), but the party didn't even make an effort to help her.

VulgarPoet

(2,872 posts)
67. Admittedly, I can't say I follow NJ politics all that much
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 02:27 PM
Feb 2016

I was in Texas at the time Christie was elected, but that sounds ridiculously boned over to not even fight. Especially someone like Christie-- the NJ Dems must be severely kicking themselves in the ass right now.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
76. Picking and choosing certain Republicans to quietly enable seems to be an ugly DWS trait.
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 06:14 PM
Feb 2016

Who knows, perhaps it is because she and Christie both agree that we need more pot smokers in prison.

Beacool

(30,247 posts)
91. They cut their losses because he was so far ahead in the polls.
Sat Feb 6, 2016, 02:46 PM
Feb 2016

They thought that it was a waste of resources. Very little money was put into her candidacy and no Dem. big shot came to speak at any of her events. It was shameful. To be fair, Christie was going to win anyway, but he wouldn't have felt that he had a mandate if his win had been narrower. I strongly dislike him, he's a bully and rude to anyone who doesn't agree with him or asks him a tough question.

Chemisse

(30,807 posts)
86. I wondered if that retort cut his rising popularity in NH
Fri Feb 5, 2016, 08:44 AM
Feb 2016

It was really mean, and the young woman who asked it didn't deserve that kind of evisceration.

 

Politicalboi

(15,189 posts)
5. What a sick POS
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:11 PM
Feb 2016

Chris Crisco hopefully will be the one facing a prosecutor by September for Bridgegate.

 

farleftlib

(2,125 posts)
6. Every time he opens his pie hole
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:12 PM
Feb 2016

something insulting comes out of it, especially towards women. He's a pig.

DemocratSinceBirth

(99,710 posts)
11. Christie has a disturbing paraphilia.
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:16 PM
Feb 2016

The thought of him getting a sexual spanking makes me wish I was asexual.

VulgarPoet

(2,872 posts)
65. Same. I'll never agree with the vast majority of her policies but
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 02:18 PM
Feb 2016

seeing shit like this just makes me sick. We need to be making points on issues, not crassly assailing someone else's gender. Just... Ugh.

nichomachus

(12,754 posts)
42. People who use the Bernie Bros insult are pretty disgusting too
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 09:07 PM
Feb 2016

But it shows what Hillary operatives are like.

 

farleftlib

(2,125 posts)
44. No
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 09:11 PM
Feb 2016

they won't. But it's interesting that a story that has nothing to do with SBS or his supporters has some in the Hillary camp showing their ugly side.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
48. Will debbie wasserman schultz change her mind about christie now?
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 09:19 PM
Feb 2016

She loves his ideas about putting pot smokers in prison.

KansDem

(28,498 posts)
17. Not really...
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:26 PM
Feb 2016

I find his comment disgusting and rude. And I wonder about the political climate that permits such utterances.

restorefreedom

(12,655 posts)
38. supporting one does not mean hating another
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 08:41 PM
Feb 2016

i commented downthread about christie's skeevy comment

have a great day!

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
47. Hmm. Who agrees with Chris Chrstie's advocacy of putting pot smokers in prison?
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 09:15 PM
Feb 2016

I'll give you a hint. Her name starts with a "D" and ends with an "--ebbie wasserman schultz"

 

KingCharlemagne

(7,908 posts)
63. Strong Sanders supporter here. Christie's comments are
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 02:04 PM
Feb 2016

TOTALLY and COMPLETELY unacceptable. All remaining Republican candidates should be asked by the MSM whether they endorse Christine's views or repudiate them.

Matariki

(18,775 posts)
13. sexist asshole(s)
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:18 PM
Feb 2016

domination fantasies because they're pathetic.

I think also that Christie is trying to juvenilize other's in the running, like his remarks about Rubio, because he's doing so badly and stuck at the "kids' table" as Rachael Maddow likes to call it.

Beacool

(30,247 posts)
24. I think that all these conservatives have domination fantasies.
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:42 PM
Feb 2016

They are so repressed. I remember when someone had to explain to Ken Starr what phone sex meant.

 

villager

(26,001 posts)
27. Their entire politics is based on projection, and "Other"-izing people....
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:47 PM
Feb 2016

...so sadly, Christie's id tumbling out on the campaign trail is hardly a surprise.

mcar

(42,294 posts)
16. And of course this isn't sexist
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:26 PM
Feb 2016

Because then Hillary would be playing the gender card...or something.

3catwoman3

(23,966 posts)
56. Vulgar is a perfect word for him.
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 10:58 PM
Feb 2016

So is common. So is crude. So is classless. So is coarse.
so is crass

I have come up with my own neologism for Trump, who is pretty equal in his low-class behavior. My word is - crasshole.

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)
23. He's sick. (But, looking at his poll numbers, I guess he figures ...
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:41 PM
Feb 2016

... "Fuck it! What have I got to lose?&quot

 

farleftlib

(2,125 posts)
28. What's also sick is using this creep's actions to bash Sanders supporters
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 07:57 PM
Feb 2016

What a sleazey thing to do. I'm not surprised at all though. Par for the course.

NCjack

(10,279 posts)
34. And Christi would be relieved to get a spanking instead of a subpoena
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 08:19 PM
Feb 2016

for his shenanigans involving his bridge stunt. By the way, next month, Hillary will still be in race for the White House, and Christi will not. Vote Bernie2016

restorefreedom

(12,655 posts)
36. many repubs are closet pervs
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 08:40 PM
Feb 2016

not that there is anything wrong with that (spanking), consenting adults and all

but they are not partners/spouses, and this comment has no place in a political discussion

then again, if he knew what to say ever, he would not be polling in single digits

my guess is tried to say "kick her ass" without saying it.

oooops.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
46. Christie's a fucking asshat authoritarian and a thug.
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 09:13 PM
Feb 2016

Last edited Thu Feb 4, 2016, 02:59 AM - Edit history (1)

He can barley contain his excitement at the prospect of being able to semd federal troops into legal marijuana states to round up pot smokers.

He's a fucking goon.

leftyladyfrommo

(18,868 posts)
59. There is something really wrong with a lot of these guys
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 12:13 PM
Feb 2016

that are coming our of the woodwork right now.

Women really need to be paying attention to this stuff. It's awful.

 

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)
49. Why did you think any of us wanted the words "Chris Christie" and "spanking" in the SAME sentence?
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 09:20 PM
Feb 2016

DesertFlower

(11,649 posts)
52. what's with republicans and spanking?
Wed Feb 3, 2016, 09:42 PM
Feb 2016

cruz talked about spanking his 5 year old. then another one -- i don't remember who talked about spanking.

anyone see cruz's daughter pulling away from him when he tried to kiss her?

http://www.independent.co.uk/us/ted-cruz-refused-hug-by-daughter-in-excruciating-video-a6846156.html

Beacool

(30,247 posts)
68. They seem to get off on it.
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 02:32 PM
Feb 2016

Notice that they are all spanking girls and women. Do men get spanked too in their fantasies?

Yeah, Christie should try to "spank" Hillary. She would have him on his ass before he knew what hit him.




Beacool

(30,247 posts)
70. Yep, they have domination fantasies.
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 02:45 PM
Feb 2016

Ever since Hillary has been in the spotlight, there have been many fake images of her dressed as a dominatrix. Some of these RW men definitely get turned on by a "bad girl". Notice Rand Paul and his obsession with the state of her marriage. There are a lot of inappropriate thoughts from RW male politicians about Hillary.

Back in 1996 when Dick Morris got caught with a prostitute and had to resign from Clinton's reelection campaign, the prostitute in question gave an interview to one of the rags. She mentioned Morris telling her that he had sexual fantasies about Hillary. I remember my first thought on that, a big EWWWW.

It seems that many guys can't help themselves when in a woman is running for office. During one CNN debate in 2007 or 2008, I can't recall, they decided to use unusual camera angles. At one point, the candidates were shot from the back to show viewers the audience. Well, the comment section was 50/50 about Hillary's ass and not about what the candidates had said during the debate.

Gamecock Lefty

(700 posts)
60. There's a Reason Christie's in 6th Place in NH - He's an Ass!
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 01:50 PM
Feb 2016

Maybe he should change his name to Chris Trump?

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,659 posts)
77. What a pig (no offense intended to actual pigs).
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 06:14 PM
Feb 2016

And if anybody should be afraid of getting a subpoena it's that guy.

LuckyLib

(6,819 posts)
82. Then there's tRump's comment about dating his attractive daughter.
Thu Feb 4, 2016, 06:44 PM
Feb 2016

The misogyny is so prevalent with these republicans. Women in this country need to wake up and smell the coffee: no person in this party would ever work in their best interest.

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