Moses is NOT having a happy 4/20

Got called by a headhunter this week.

The job (if I want it) requires a "screen".



I have no idea if I can pass it....

I'm used to a "screen" being a physical barrier that keeps you anonymous during an audition. I was thinking "screens are a good thing...why would it present an obstacle to winning an audition?"

That sucks about what you actually meant though--best of luck to you!

but here's my philosophy:

1. I feel no moral imperative to tell the truth to someone who is asking about shit that is none of their business.

2. If you don't even try you are sure not to get the job. If you try and fail you still don't get the job but at least you tried. If you try and succeed, Ha! Stickin' it to the man...

Incidentally, in the spirit of full disclosure, I quit many, many years ago. I support full legalization though and hope one day to be able to walk into a 7-11 and buy a pack of Kushy unfiltereds. The one and only reason I do not smoke now is because my job does do random testing and it's a job I happen to love more than I like smoking weed. I don't want to lose it. (been here 12 years in July - been tagged for testing 3 times and all of those were in the last 2 years)

Don't know how heavy a smoker you are but if it's not every day you probably have a better chance than you think. And some of those cleansers do work (or so I'm told).

good luck!

Hilarious!

Haha, that's pretty funny!