I'm going to hell for this one....

[WillParkinson]

[beam me up scottie]

1. !

Jury results in 3...2...1...

[bvf]

2. That made coffee shoot out of my nose.

And yes, you're going to hell.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. Copilot

[Major Nikon]

12. My aunt used to have one of those tags and got into accidents all the time

My uncle used to say it's a damn shame Jesus can't drive any better than her.

[mountain grammy]

16. Looks like Jesus took the wheel!

[Hatchling]

22. Does he even have a driving license? nt

[beam me up scottie]

23. He prefers to back seat drive:

[mountain grammy]

24. Now that's creepy, but funny!

[beam me up scottie]

25. Jesus is saying "Dude, hit the grandma with the stroller - you'll get double points!"

[LuvNewcastle]

4. I always knew there was something weirdly

humorous about those things, but I couldn't put my finger on what it was. Now I know.

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. I've always wondered why they don't do that for every other place of death.

Like operating rooms, for instance. Why don't they insist on putting up a little shrine in an operating room when one of them kicks the bucket there?

Those roadside things look like graves, for fucks sake.

[AlbertCat]

20. Those roadside things look like graves, for fucks sake.

Don't the unfortunate victims have a real grave? Presumedly with its own cross?

[A HERETIC I AM]

21. Exactly!

Just strikes me as morbid as hell, not to mention sort of " Hey! Look at me!"

[Iggo]

27. Death cult. (n/t)

[Jim Lane]

6. You're wrong. All those markers are where atheist drivers ran over Christian pedestrians.

Fallback position: Anyone who drove off the road wasn't really a Christian, regardless of what they said.

[kag]

7. It seems...

you'll be in good company.

[paleotn]

8. You may be on to something...

And don't worry about hell. Spending eternity in heaven with Jerry Falwell? Now THAT'S hell!

[FailureToCommunicate]

9. Many of those roadside markers are likely for hapless pedestrians -sometimes drunk- who sadly get

too near or try to cross the road. Horrible, but all too common, Christian or not.

[MH1]

10. My brother-in-law has one of those where he was killed by another driver.

At 9 am he was on his way to work on the route he always took, and someone came around the curve IN MY BIL's LANE and hit him head on. The other guy lived. Amazingly, the other guy wasn't drunk at the time. He was in diabetic shock.

Big tragedy all the way around.

(note that I don't put up or contribute to those shrines but I respect the feelings of those who do.)

[skydive forever]

11. Dont worry about going to hell,

I'll save you a seat by the fire. Bring weinies.

[onager]

13. Old Southern joke about that...

One fine winter day, Mr. and Mrs. Billy Graham were driving thru the North Carolina mountains. Suddenly they came up behind a car weaving all over the road.

To his wife Billy said: "That poor fellow must be sick." To himself he said: I better get around this damn drunk before we have an accident.

So Billy put the pedal to the metal and swung out to pass the weaving car. But Billy's car hit a patch of ice, shot off the road, went thru a barbed-wire fence, and rolled over. Thrice.

Mr. and Mrs. Graham crawled out of the wreckage, mostly unhurt, and Billy proclaimed it a Certified Miracle.

Then they saw the drunk staggering toward them. "Are you folks all right?" he asked.

"Yes, thank you," Billy said. "JEEE-ZUSSS is riding with us!"

"Well, maybe you better let him ride with me. You're gonna kill him."

[Bernardo de La Paz]

15. Like :)

[mountain grammy]

17. .....

[The Wizard]

14. A strange form of

proselytizing and spreading the gospel.

[RussBLib]

18. that's pretty poor taste - n/t

[progressoid]

19. Oh shit.

I shouldn't be laughing so hard.

[Iggo]

26. Oh shit!

Yeah, you are.

[olddots]

28. a good Christian crosses themselves

Before taking a dump , swimming ,driving ,flying and eating at Taco Bell .