Pleasuring God with Your Mouth (Friendly Atheist)

[pokerfan]

Watch this and *try* not to convert to Christianity.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2012/02/05/pleasuring-god-with-your-mouth/

(Yes, that's Jodi Benson, the voice of Ariel in The Little Mermaid. The only way this video could have been better was if it was Christine O'Donnell.)

[darkstar3]

1. Just...yikes.

[pokerfan]

2. Reminds me of the South Park episode

where Cartman started a Christian rock band and built their repertoire by taking pop songs and changing references like "baby" to "Jesus".

Announcer: K-tal Records presents the most inspirational Christian rock band in the world! Faith + 1, featuring the very best in good, wholesome Christian music.

Cartman (singing): Oh Lord you are my Savior! You know I miss you so much when you are gone.

Announcer: With great inspirational songs like 'I Wasn't Born Again Yesterday.'

Cartman (singing): Yes I may be born again, but I was wasn't born again yesterday. I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus! I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!

(Episode 709 - Christian Rock Hard)

ETA: video clip (2:10)

[darkstar3]

3. Now see, that episode was funny,

but somehow this video just squicks me out. I think it has something to do with the fact that that it's actual kids, and a kid icon, participating in some creepy ass Jesus fellation.

[pokerfan]

4. Yeah, it's creepy

but also unintentionally hilarious.

[iris27]

6. "Every time I see Jesus up on that cross,

I can't help but think that he looks kind of hot."

LOL

[progressoid]

5. Love some of the comments.

"Puckering up to kiss someone " As long as its not someone of the same sex , of course....


A video about pleasing god with your mouth on a channel called onkneesforjesus. Delightful.


Ive just become a Christian. Thank you for showing me the light oh Holy Turtle.


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