Mel Gibson Caption Contest

[onager]

Because I'm sitting here bored, and came across this picture of Tiny Mel working on "Passion of the X."

What is Mel saying here? My guesses...

1. "Get that Aramaic right, or I'll strangle your ass."
2. "No kidding, her knockers were THIS big!"
3. "OK, you're forgiven. Now go and say 10 Hail Marys."
3. "I forgot my tinfoil hat today. And I'm trying to ward off the Mind-Rays transmitted by the Evil Jews trying to control my brain."

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/XkeRmo6foQ5yA93LQGZXyw--/YXBwaWQ9bWFnYXppbmVzO3c9NTAw/

[Blue Owl]

1. Jesus Christ, look at this place...

n/t

[mr blur]

3. "So, you're saying that you're an atheist?...

...a Jewish atheist?"

[bvf]

2. "Try to imagine you're on the receiving end

of a Vulcan death grip."

[PassingFair]

4. Listen, Sugar Nuts....

We get this in one take or it's YOUR turn to pleasure me in the hot tub!

[edgineered]

5. What don't you get?

Communion wafers aren't flavored, so no more ethnic foods until after the shoot.

[LiberalAndProud]

6. "Fucking Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world… Are you a Jew?"

I'm pretty sure this is a direct quote.
http://gawker.com/5582644/all-the-terrible-things-mel-gibson-has-said-on-the-record

[Warren Stupidity]

7. Arghhh you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't

strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
strangle you, but you're a Jew so I need to strangle you, but you're Christ so I can't
...

[sakabatou]

8. "I'm a T-Rex. That was in the Garden of Eden, right?"