Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumVashta Nerada
(3,922 posts)Oh. Wait. That's one of the (many) crazy rules the hypocrites pick not to follow.
NeoGreen
(4,031 posts)...while spreading a wildflower seed mix on my flower garden...
....how many of these can we add to the scene (without getting too crude)?
1. Burning any yeast or honey in offerings to God (2:11)
2. Failing to include salt in offerings to God (2:13)
3. Eating fat (3:17)
4. Eating blood (3:17)
5. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing youve witnessed (5:1)
6. Failing to testify against any wrongdoing youve been told about (5:1)
7. Touching an unclean animal (5:2)
8. Carelessly making an oath (5:4)
9. Deceiving a neighbor about something trusted to them (6:2)
10. Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3)
11. Bringing unauthorized fire before God (10:1)
12. Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)
13. Tearing your clothes (10:6)
14. Drinking alcohol in holy places (bit of a problem for Catholics, this un) (10)
15. Eating an animal which doesnt both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:4-7)
16. Touching the carcass of any of the above (problems here for rugby) (11:8)
17. Eating or touching the carcass of any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12)
18. Eating or touching the carcass of - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat. (11:13-19)
19. Eating or touching the carcass of flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22)
20. Eating any animal which walks on all four and has paws (good news for cats) (11:27)
21. Eating or touching the carcass of the weasel, the rat, any kind of great lizard, the gecko, the monitor lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon (11:29)
22. Eating or touching the carcass of any creature which crawls on many legs, or its belly (11:41-42)
23. Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy (12:4)
24. Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl (12:5)
25. Having sex with your mother (18)
26. Having sex with your fathers wife (18:8)
27. Having sex with your sister (18)
28. Having sex with your granddaughter (18:10)
29. Having sex with your half-sister (18:11)
30. Having sex with your biological aunt (18:12-13)
31. Having sex with your uncles wife (18:14)
32. Having sex with your daughter-in-law (18:15)
33. Having sex with your sister-in-law (18:16)
34. Having sex with a woman and also having sex with her daughter or granddaughter (bad news for Alan Clark) (18:17)
35. Marrying your wifes sister while your wife still lives (18:18)
36. Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19)
37. Having sex with your neighbors wife (18:20)
38. Giving your children to be sacrificed to Molek (18:21)
39. Having sex with a man as one does with a woman (18:22)
40. Having sex with an animal (18:23)
41. Making idols or metal gods (19:4)
42. Reaping to the very edges of a field (19)
43. Picking up grapes that have fallen in your vineyard (19:10)
44. Stealing (19:11)
45. Lying (19:11)
46. Swearing falsely on Gods name (19:12)
47. Defrauding your neighbor (19:13)
48. Holding back the wages of an employee overnight (not well observed these days) (19:13)
49. Cursing the deaf or abusing the blind (19:14)
50. Perverting justice, showing partiality to either the poor or the rich (19:15)
51. Spreading slander (19:16)
52. Doing anything to endanger a neighbors life (19:16)
53. Seeking revenge or bearing a grudge (19:18)
54. Mixing fabrics in clothing (19:19)
55. Cross-breeding animals (19:19)
56. Planting different seeds in the same field (19:19)
57. Sleeping with another mans slave (19:20)
58. Eating fruit from a tree within four years of planting it (19:23)
59. Practicing divination or seeking omens (tut, tut astrology) (19:26)
60. Trimming your beard (19:27)
61. Cutting your hair at the sides (19:27)
62. Getting tattoos (19:28)
63. Making your daughter prostitute herself (19:29)
64. Turning to mediums or spiritualists (19:31)
65. Not standing in the presence of the elderly (19:32)
66. Mistreating foreigners the foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born (19:33-34)
67. Using dishonest weights and scales (19:35-36)
68. Cursing your father or mother (punishable by death) (20)
69. Marrying a prostitute, divorcee or widow if you are a priest (21:13)
70. Entering a place where theres a dead body as a priest (21:11)
71. Slaughtering a cow/sheep and its young on the same day (22:28)
72. Working on the Sabbath (23:3)
73. Blasphemy (punishable by stoning to death) (24:14)
74. Inflicting an injury; killing someone elses animal; killing a person must be punished in kind (24:17-22)
75. Selling land permanently (25:23)
76. Selling an Israelite as a slave (foreigners are fine) (25:42)
Vashta Nerada
(3,922 posts)In fact, I encourage it.
The hypocrites don't follow those rules because New Testament, or something.
LostOne4Ever
(9,288 posts)http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/otlaw.html
TxDemChem
(1,918 posts)No way to defend their OT hypocrisy
EvolveOrConvolve
(6,452 posts)Especially number 68.
Vashta Nerada
(3,922 posts)I should have died 20 years ago. And many times since then.
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)but you have to wonder why on some of them, like #34 what caused some of these oddly specific rules to come about?
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)Last edited Fri Apr 18, 2014, 05:17 PM - Edit history (1)
"Eating or touching the carcass of flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22) "
I promise not to eat insects. Even the non-flying ones with more than 4 legs. As for touching the carcasses, I'll just sweep them into a dustbin and toss them.
FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)deucemagnet
(4,549 posts)Sacrilicious!
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)while wearing polyester blends.