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Mon Feb 18, 2013, 01:30 PM

A pastor had this put together for their church in Burbank, California. HILARIOUS!




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Reply A pastor had this put together for their church in Burbank, California. HILARIOUS! (Original post)
Playinghardball Feb 2013 OP
cbayer Feb 2013 #1
PDJane Feb 2013 #2
aquart Feb 2013 #3
ButterflyBlood Feb 2013 #4
cbayer Feb 2013 #6
pinto Feb 2013 #5
ret5hd Feb 2013 #7
Frustratedlady Feb 2013 #8
jeepnstein Feb 2013 #9

Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 01:32 PM

1. OMG, that's funny. Only in Burbank.

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Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 01:33 PM

2. A Pastor with a sense of humour!

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Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 01:34 PM

3. Yes. Yes, it is.

And I totally support God in this.

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Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 01:42 PM

4. And conversely my church has ENCOURAGED people to use cell phones during the service

Either to text the pastor questions during some series or to tweet your reactions to the sermon during another series. I guess places can all be different.

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Response to ButterflyBlood (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 01:51 PM

6. I had heard that some churches were encouraging use of smartphones to access

scriptures or follow along and make notes.

But I'm not sure that's what this one is addressing.

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Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 01:49 PM

5. No shirt, no shoes, no service...

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Response to pinto (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 02:30 PM

7. Another church that wouldn't have jesus as a member!

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Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Mon Feb 18, 2013, 02:36 PM

8. I was at a funeral when a cell phone rang.

The minister walked back to the person with the phone and motioned for her to let him answer it, which she did. But, before he took the phone, you could hear other cells snapping all over the funeral home.

"Hello?"

"No, this is Rev. ****."

"Yes, she's is here, but she is rather busy at the moment. She is attending a funeral."

"Oh, that's OK. She'll call you back when the service is over."



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Response to Playinghardball (Original post)

Tue Feb 19, 2013, 09:05 AM

9. We had a preacher a while ago...

who constantly griped about people who leave their cell phones on. Our response, everyone started texting him during his sermon. He always kept his phone on vibrate but you could just see him going nuts trying to resist the temptation to look at the darned thing.

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