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Mon Feb 11, 2013, 11:54 AM

Which DU'er should be the new Pope??

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Reply Which DU'er should be the new Pope?? (Original post)
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 OP
Cooley Hurd Feb 2013 #1
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #3
monmouth3 Feb 2013 #2
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #5
pipoman Feb 2013 #4
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #6
monmouth3 Feb 2013 #7
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #8
rug Feb 2013 #9
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #10
rug Feb 2013 #12
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #18
Adsos Letter Feb 2013 #21
cleanhippie Feb 2013 #11
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #13
rug Feb 2013 #14
cleanhippie Feb 2013 #15
rug Feb 2013 #16
cleanhippie Feb 2013 #20
Angry Dragon Feb 2013 #19
dimbear Feb 2013 #27
backscatter712 Feb 2013 #17
dimbear Feb 2013 #28
muriel_volestrangler Feb 2013 #22
2ndAmForComputers Feb 2013 #24
muriel_volestrangler Feb 2013 #29
mr blur Feb 2013 #23
2ndAmForComputers Feb 2013 #25
patrice Feb 2013 #26
grantcart Feb 2013 #30
rug Feb 2013 #32
cliffordu Feb 2013 #33
polly7 Feb 2013 #31

Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 11:56 AM

1. Skittles!

Because there just isn't enough ass-kicking in the Sistine Chapel.

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:00 PM

3. One vote for Skittles

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:00 PM

2. MiddleFingerMom would be awesome. Meat on Fridays and no confession if you

don't feel like it. Yup, I'm voting for him..

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Response to monmouth3 (Reply #2)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:01 PM

5. One vote for MFM ........... we have a tie so far

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:00 PM

4. I don't think there is a DUer immoral enough to qualify..

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Response to pipoman (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:03 PM

6. I was hoping we could find a DU'er that would make the Catholic Church more user friendly

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #6)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:06 PM

7. Oh, well now we come to that fine person California Peggy. She'd make the CC more friendly..n/t

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:08 PM

8. My vote would be for rug

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #8)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:21 PM

9. If nominated, I will not run.

If elected I will not serve.

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Response to rug (Reply #9)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:24 PM

10. You would turn down the call of a god??

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #10)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:55 PM

12. I usually do.

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Response to rug (Reply #12)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:02 PM

18. mmmmmmmmmmmm

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Response to rug (Reply #9)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:42 PM

21. The Papal Barber would have to do something about that cowlick. n/t

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #8)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:38 PM

11. And you think that the church deflects, avoids and obfuscates now?




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Response to cleanhippie (Reply #11)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:55 PM

13. Be nice

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Response to cleanhippie (Reply #11)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:56 PM

14. You confuse cleaning up bullshit with deflection.

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Response to rug (Reply #14)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:57 PM

15. I think you have confused your shovel with your mirror.

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Response to cleanhippie (Reply #15)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 12:58 PM

16. That is simply your latest in a long line of wrong thinking.

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Response to rug (Reply #16)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:04 PM

20. Nah, I've got it just right.

Hows that must-have-last-word compulsion?

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Response to rug (Reply #14)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:03 PM

19. You be nice too

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #8)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 05:06 PM

27. Rug would be a massive improvement over what the world is likely to get. Also,

his reluctance is no real debar. There have been reluctant popes ere now.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 01:00 PM

17. Hey, I could make civil rights history as the world's first atheist Pope!

I promise I would not coddle kiddie-fiddlers.

Under my papacy, priests caught in child molestation would be immediately reported to law enforcement, excommunicated, and have their hats taken away!

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Response to backscatter712 (Reply #17)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 05:10 PM

28. To be clear, you need to emphasize the first openly atheist pope. Most of the Borgia popes would

have you beaten out on the other claim.

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Response to muriel_volestrangler (Reply #22)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 04:13 PM

24. Uh...

How can someone have three posts and NO last post?

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Response to 2ndAmForComputers (Reply #24)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 05:13 PM

29. 3 posts on DU2, and non on DU3, I think (nt)

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 02:50 PM

23. Not a DU'er - Fred Phelps, combining 2 patriarchal, misogynistic homophobic organisations into one.

Of course they'd need to check with Fred to check if God hates child-molesters, but the evidence so far would seem to suggest that He doesn't.

I'm sure Fred has his own bullet-proof limo, so they could save money there.

Plus, Phelps is banned from the UK so we wouldn't have to witness any more crowds of believers weeping in front of the Popemobile and clogging up the roads.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 04:17 PM

25. humblebum.

Oh, wait...

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 04:40 PM

26. sheshe2

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 07:09 PM

30. cliffordu

He would look great in the coat and hat.

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Response to grantcart (Reply #30)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 07:45 PM

32. He'd have to stop masturbating in public so that's a nonstarter.

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Response to rug (Reply #32)

Tue Feb 12, 2013, 09:49 AM

33. Nah, that's what them huge robes is for....

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Mon Feb 11, 2013, 07:19 PM

31. There are so many who could be wonderful Popes!



I'll have to go with 'Pope Catherina'. She'd kick ass and the world would be a much kinder, better place.

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