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Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:04 AM

Hey, I found some Gold Tablets. What do I do now??

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Reply Hey, I found some Gold Tablets. What do I do now?? (Original post)
Angry Dragon Oct 2012 OP
Lint Head Oct 2012 #1
Warpy Oct 2012 #2
exboyfil Oct 2012 #3
rug Oct 2012 #4
CthulhusEvilCousin Oct 2012 #5
Moonwalk Oct 2012 #6
Angry Dragon Oct 2012 #7
Moonwalk Oct 2012 #10
Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #11
HubertHeaver Oct 2012 #8
Guitarzz Oct 2012 #9
newsboy Oct 2012 #12
defacto7 Oct 2012 #13
trotsky Oct 2012 #14
newsboy Oct 2012 #17
edhopper Oct 2012 #15
backscatter712 Oct 2012 #16

Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:05 AM

1. Take them with lots of water.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:06 AM

2. Start a cult and cash in, bigtime.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:08 AM

3. Keep them covered up

while you look into "seerer" stones that are in your hat and "translate" them. Make sure that when over 100 pages of the translation is stolen, that the tablets contained two versions of that story and the second one was what God intended you to translate all the time.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:09 AM

4. Post it in the DU Marketplace.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:10 AM

5. Buy a hat, put them in there,

and add another testament to the Book of Mormon!

Funny fact, if the Mormon gold tablets of "reformed Egyptian" actually existed, they would have weighed about 200 pounds! Put that in a hat and translate it! LOL

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:22 AM

6. E-bay?

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Response to Moonwalk (Reply #6)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:25 AM

7. Really hate to sell them because they contain all the knowledge of the universe

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:41 AM

10. Pffft! Life's more fun if you find all that stuff out for yourself..

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:45 AM

11. Aha!!!

I figured they were foil covered chocolate!


I had coins like that:


And bunnies:

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:26 AM

8. Eat them. Let nature take it course.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:30 AM

9. Put Em In An Envelope And Send Em Away To Be Melted Down. At Least You'll Get Some Cash For Em.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:12 AM

12. Lost a lot of Gold in a short history

Seriously…what happened to them?
I never understood that part of the 'story'… did they lose them?
Is anybody looking for them?

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Response to newsboy (Reply #12)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:46 AM

13. Are you talking about the Mormon gold tablets?

They were taken back by the angels because Joseph Smith showed them to some folks and he wasn't supposed to do that. So he rewrote the whole book of Mormon from memory after that.

Very convenient for someone wanting to make up a religion.

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Response to defacto7 (Reply #13)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 08:20 AM

14. It should be noted that when he re-wrote it,

he made sure to let folks know some parts might be a little different, because the angels had changed their minds. Errr, yeah, that's the ticket!

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Response to defacto7 (Reply #13)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 12:44 PM

17. Lost and found

wow
worse that i thought. I would believe they fell off the wagon train before that one.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 09:19 AM

15. You get to tour

Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 10:50 AM

16. Find some nice girls and get married, and married, and married... n/t

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