| Author | Time | Post | |
| Angry Dragon | Oct 2012 | OP | |
| Lint Head | Oct 2012 | #1 | |
| Warpy | Oct 2012 | #2 | |
| exboyfil | Oct 2012 | #3 | |
| rug | Oct 2012 | #4 | |
| CthulhusEvilCousin | Oct 2012 | #5 | |
| Moonwalk | Oct 2012 | #6 | |
| Angry Dragon | Oct 2012 | #7 | |
| Moonwalk | Oct 2012 | #10 | |
| Spitfire of ATJ | Oct 2012 | #11 | |
| HubertHeaver | Oct 2012 | #8 | |
| Guitarzz | Oct 2012 | #9 | |
| newsboy | Oct 2012 | #12 | |
| defacto7 | Oct 2012 | #13 | |
| trotsky | Oct 2012 | #14 | |
| newsboy | Oct 2012 | #17 | |
| edhopper | Oct 2012 | #15 | |
| backscatter712 | Oct 2012 | #16 |
Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:05 AM
Lint Head (10,433 posts)
1. Take them with lots of water.
Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:06 AM
Warpy (69,069 posts)
2. Start a cult and cash in, bigtime.
Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:08 AM
exboyfil (3,391 posts)
3. Keep them covered up
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while you look into "seerer" stones that are in your hat and "translate" them. Make sure that when over 100 pages of the translation is stolen, that the tablets contained two versions of that story and the second one was what God intended you to translate all the time.
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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:09 AM
rug (47,147 posts)
4. Post it in the DU Marketplace.
Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:10 AM
CthulhusEvilCousin (181 posts)
5. Buy a hat, put them in there,
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and add another testament to the Book of Mormon!
Funny fact, if the Mormon gold tablets of "reformed Egyptian" actually existed, they would have weighed about 200 pounds! Put that in a hat and translate it! LOL |
Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:22 AM
Moonwalk (1,240 posts)
6. E-bay?
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Response to Moonwalk (Reply #6)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:25 AM
Angry Dragon (24,073 posts)
7. Really hate to sell them because they contain all the knowledge of the universe
Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #7)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:41 AM
Moonwalk (1,240 posts)
10. Pffft! Life's more fun if you find all that stuff out for yourself..
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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #7)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:45 AM
Spitfire of ATJ (7,339 posts)
11. Aha!!!
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I figured they were foil covered chocolate!
I had coins like that:
And bunnies: ![]() |
Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:26 AM
HubertHeaver (1,028 posts)
8. Eat them. Let nature take it course.
Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:30 AM
Guitarzz (103 posts)
9. Put Em In An Envelope And Send Em Away To Be Melted Down. At Least You'll Get Some Cash For Em.
Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:12 AM
newsboy (23 posts)
12. Lost a lot of Gold in a short history
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Seriously…what happened to them?
I never understood that part of the 'story'… did they lose them? Is anybody looking for them? |
Response to newsboy (Reply #12)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:46 AM
defacto7 (3,203 posts)
13. Are you talking about the Mormon gold tablets?
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They were taken back by the angels because Joseph Smith showed them to some folks and he wasn't supposed to do that. So he rewrote the whole book of Mormon from memory after that.
Very convenient for someone wanting to make up a religion. |
Response to defacto7 (Reply #13)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 08:20 AM
trotsky (32,965 posts)
14. It should be noted that when he re-wrote it,
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Last edited Wed Oct 24, 2012, 08:21 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1) he made sure to let folks know some parts might be a little different, because the angels had changed their minds. Errr, yeah, that's the ticket!
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Response to defacto7 (Reply #13)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 12:44 PM
newsboy (23 posts)
17. Lost and found
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wow
worse that i thought. I would believe they fell off the wagon train before that one. |
Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 09:19 AM
edhopper (6,644 posts)
15. You get to tour
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Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
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Response to Angry Dragon (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 10:50 AM
backscatter712 (19,788 posts)


