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Sun Jun 10, 2012, 07:41 PM

"Jesus Christ For President - 2012"

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I've seen a few bumper stickers around town.

Didn't somebody already make that offer?



He declined.

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Reply "Jesus Christ For President - 2012" (Original post)
ThoughtCriminal Jun 2012 OP
zeemike Jun 2012 #1
Gman Jun 2012 #2
nxylas Jun 2012 #3
Lint Head Jun 2012 #4
mzteris Jun 2012 #5
NOLALady Jun 2012 #6
xfundy Jun 2012 #7
jmowreader Jun 2012 #8

Response to ThoughtCriminal (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2012, 07:51 PM

1. He did indeed.decline,

And we should know why.

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Response to ThoughtCriminal (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2012, 07:52 PM

2. He's unelectable

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Response to Gman (Reply #2)

Sun Jun 10, 2012, 08:06 PM

3. Way too concerned about welfare queens in their Cadillacs

And throwing the moneylenders out of the temple means he would never be able to raise the funds to mount a viable campaign.

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Response to ThoughtCriminal (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2012, 08:16 PM

4. Fascist Tea Baggers would love a corprate theocracy.

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Response to ThoughtCriminal (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2012, 08:45 PM

5. I prefer Santa

or the Easter Bunny . . .

more presents. Heck, I think I'll go with the Easter Bunny, he doesn't give a damn if you're naughty or nice.

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Response to ThoughtCriminal (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2012, 09:07 PM

6. He could not

produce a valid birth certificate.

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Response to ThoughtCriminal (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2012, 11:17 PM

7. One thing's for sure.

He would never be a Publican.

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Response to ThoughtCriminal (Original post)

Mon Jun 11, 2012, 01:21 AM

8. Wasn't Jesus born in Israel?

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