Qur’an-inspired tips for beating your wife

[Major Nikon]

So what are his Qur’an-inspired tips?

Well, before you physically hurt her, you should try and remind her of “your rights and her duties, according to Allah.”

If that doesn’t work, the next option is to withhold sex. But not by sleeping at someone else’s house — then everyone would know you’re fighting. Instead, you should just “stay in bed with her, but turn your back to her, or else sleep in a separate bed in the same room.”

If that doesn’t work, that’s when you have to resort to beating them.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/20/how-to-beat-your-wife-properly-according-to-a-saudi-family-therapist/

[cleanhippie]

1. Ain't religion just grand?

[Major Nikon]

2. For further reading, google “Christian Domestic Discipline”

[cleanhippie]

3. Or "How to train up a child". It actually advocates beating your children for misbehaving.

Good stuff!!!

[Major Nikon]

4. Spare the rod...

Jebus said it was OK, so hitting your family members is game on.

[mr blur]

5. But what does the WonderPope say about it?

Perhaps he could suggest a helpful study, in the interest of Interfaith co-operation.

[Major Nikon]

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