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cbayer

(146,218 posts) Mon Nov 17, 2014, 12:43 PM Nov 2014

Bible System Updates

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/11/24/bible-system-updates

November 24, 2014 edition

BY MEGAN AMRAM

ILLUSTRATION BY GARY TAXALI

For optimal system performance, update your Bible as often as possible.

VERSION 1.0: Original release. Heavens, Earth, formless void.

1.1 Improved visuals with “Light” expansion pack. Replaces “darkness.”

1.2 “Land Animal” expansion pack: zebras, mice. “Fish” expansion pack: eels.

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Bible System Updates (Original Post) cbayer Nov 2014 OP

I Like Version 2.0 Enlightenment. Replaces primitive structures with self learning methods on point Nov 2014 #1

I like 2.2 cbayer Nov 2014 #2

on point

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1. I Like Version 2.0 Enlightenment. Replaces primitive structures with self learning methods

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Mon Nov 17, 2014, 01:00 PM

Nov 2014

cbayer

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2. I like 2.2

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Mon Nov 17, 2014, 01:08 PM

Nov 2014

2.2 “Human Condition” expansion pack: sexual humiliation, homosexual desire, homosexual repression. NOTE: CRUCIAL DOWNLOAD. WITHOUT DOWNLOAD, BIBLE CANNOT FUNCTION.

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