2. I was watching the Padres telecast of the game last night..
with Dick Enberg and some other guy...and they objected to the Chronicle's use of the term "popgun offense" when describing the Padres and their win Friday night. So, when Lincecum broke up the perfect game in the 6th, Enberg referred to it as a "popgun hit"..
He was trying to get out of the way and his bat miraculously hit the ball and caused a slow roller. He beat it out only because he was having a colon cannonball of supersonic sewer sauce. His first shit hit of the year!