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Tue Dec 11, 2012, 04:15 PM

A heart-warming Christmas story ......


A couple got split up when out Christmas shopping at the mall on
Christmas Eve. She called him on her mobile phone to ask
him where he was. In a calm voice the husband said, "Honey,
you remember the jewellery store we went into about 5 years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that. Well he said, I'm in the pub next door".

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Reply A heart-warming Christmas story ...... (Original post)
dipsydoodle Dec 2012 OP
Scuba Dec 2012 #1
ilikemaps Dec 2012 #2
MADem Dec 2012 #3
dipsydoodle Dec 2012 #4
ProudProgressiveNow Dec 2012 #5

Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 05:20 PM

1. Snort.

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Dec 11, 2012, 10:47 PM

2. A good twist

 

Heh, I thought he was going to say that he was at the very same jewelry store. Instead, he was at the pub, which is less romantic. Solid joke, 7/10 would read again.

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2012, 03:32 PM

3. A companion joke to that one! A Husband and His Wife....

A husband and his wife are sitting in the pub. He's enjoying a stout, she's got a nice glass of cabernet before her. Suddenly, in the midst of a companionable silence, the wife says, quite fervently...

"Oh, I just love you so much...everytime I think I couldn't possibly love you more, I find that, yes, yes, YES, I love you more than ever!"

The husband is a bit surprised at this outpouring of emotion, and he asks "Is that you...or is that the WINE talking?"

To which the wife replies...
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"That was me.....talking to the WINE!"

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Response to MADem (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 12, 2012, 03:54 PM

4. lol

Nice one.

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Dec 12, 2012, 07:13 PM

5. very good one... nt

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