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Tue Nov 27, 2012, 09:20 AM

Crazy German Dude jumps into ice cold water (fail)

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Reply Crazy German Dude jumps into ice cold water (fail) (Original post)
dipsydoodle Nov 2012 OP
ret5hd Nov 2012 #1
liberal N proud Nov 2012 #2
tclambert Nov 2012 #3
OnyxCollie Nov 2012 #4
Rozlee Nov 2012 #5
xocet Nov 2012 #6
jdadd Nov 2012 #7
Lucky Luciano Nov 2012 #8
dougg Nov 2012 #9
krispos42 Nov 2012 #10
JayhawkSD Nov 2012 #11

Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 09:21 AM

1. Into? Not really.

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 09:26 AM

2. The water is hard...

when it is frozen.




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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 12:36 PM

3. Germans DO have a sense of humor!

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 01:22 PM

4. Ouch!

I wasn't expecting that (and neither was he!)

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 02:33 PM

5. Would have been funnier if it had cracked when he pounded on it.

As long as it didn't go too deep.

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 05:17 PM

6. The Essential Elements of the Speech Made to Commemorate the Founding of "Syskill" Translated....

My New Band Is Called Syskill

Off-Camera Voice: "Willst Du eine Rede halten?"
("Do you want to make a speech?")
...
Diver: "...Handtuch...."
(towel)
...
Off-Camera Voice: "...Eis hier ueberall...."
(roughly: "There is ice everywhere.")
...
Diver: "Motherfucker, fuck the fucking world and my new band is called Syskill....BWAAAAH....(thud)
....OWAH....AHH...(laughter off camera)...mein Arsch...."
("AHH...(laughter off camera)...my ass....")
....

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 06:00 PM

7. I saw one a couple of years ago....

Where Some Russian Dude, dove headfirst into a frozen pond...Looked like it about knocked him out! His friends had to carry him back to shore. He definitely split his head open.....

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 07:59 PM

8. Yes, indeed. That is a fail! nt

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Tue Nov 27, 2012, 10:34 PM

9. Too early in the cussing

He should have waited until after for the cussing.

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 01:39 AM

10. Jesus had the same problem.






It's not hard to walk on water, as long as it's frozen!

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Response to dipsydoodle (Original post)

Wed Nov 28, 2012, 09:25 AM

11. It is not actually all that funny, but I laughed my ass off.

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