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Thu Dec 15, 2011, 08:56 AM

 

Q. Why does an elephant have four feet?

A. Because it'd look bloody stupid with six inches.

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TheMadMonk Dec 2011 OP
Relicanth27 Oct 2012 #1
GliderGuider Oct 2012 #2

Response to TheMadMonk (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 12:51 PM

1. Aha!

I get it.

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Response to TheMadMonk (Original post)

Fri Oct 19, 2012, 07:45 AM

2. Q: Why do birds pull up one foot when they sleep?

A: Because if they pulled up both feet, they'd fall over...

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