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Sun Oct 28, 2012, 05:59 PM

You Know Things Aren’t Going Well For “America’s Comeback Team” When:

Mitt has decided to go after the Electoral Votes of Bermuda, Switzerland, and the Cayman Islands;

The “Rick Perry 2016” Fundraising Team has a meeting scheduled for 9:00 AM on November 7th;

Billy Graham has very quietly restored the “Momanism is a cult” language on his website;

Paul Ryan just extended his House Gym Membership for 2 more years;

Romney has decided to stop the spray-tan because he and Ann are planning a “long vacation in a warm-weather destination with their money” after the election;

"Barney the Dinosaur" is charging you $15k for 30 second ads;

Karl Rove is "tapped out" because he is focusing all his money on the "critical" California 38th CD race;

Your “ground game” is Sheldon Adelson sending you small checks in the mail;

“BiBi” has finally scheduled that meeting with the President for the evening of November 6th in Chicago;

The Staff is asking for another $27,000 bonus right now because “everyone’s rent is due on the 6th……”

Rick Santorum won’t return your phone calls.


Just some humor, friends, as we wait for both this storm and the election.

Feel free to jump in.

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Sun Oct 28, 2012, 06:06 PM

1. I expect Paul Ryan to be ineligible for House Gym membership come January...

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Mon Oct 29, 2012, 12:47 AM

2. Fingers crossed! nt Funny stuff.

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