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Fri Oct 26, 2012, 01:24 PM

Just heard this one at work. A man goes to heaven.

When he gets past the gates he sees a large wall of clocks. He asks St. Peter about them.

St. Peter says "Well they look like clocks but they actually are heavens way of keeping track of how many lies you have told during your life."

The man looks at the clock that is labeled Mother Theresa. Its hand both point to 12. St. Peter explains, "Since mother Theresa never told a lie, the hands never moved."

The man looks at another click. It is labeled Abraham Lincoln. Its hands point upwards, but the minute hand has moved two ticks. He asks, "So Abraham Lincoln only told two lies?" St. Peter nods his head yes.

The man then asks, "Where is Mitt Romney's clock? I would like to see that one!"

St. Peter laughs and says, "Oh, God has that in his room. He uses it as a ceiling fan."

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Reply Just heard this one at work. A man goes to heaven. (Original post)
Waltons_Mtn Oct 2012 OP
liberal N proud Oct 2012 #1
Angry Dragon Oct 2012 #2
Suich Oct 2012 #3
mjrr_595 Oct 2012 #4
ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #5
UnHolyColonal Nov 2012 #6
geardaddy Nov 2012 #7
hopeful68 Nov 2012 #8

Response to Waltons_Mtn (Original post)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 01:25 PM

1. LOL



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Fri Oct 26, 2012, 01:46 PM

2. LOL

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Fri Oct 26, 2012, 10:41 PM

3. Hahaha!

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Sat Oct 27, 2012, 10:59 PM

4. muahahahaha

 

great one

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Mon Oct 29, 2012, 12:49 AM

5. LOL. nt

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Response to Waltons_Mtn (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2012, 12:14 PM

6. This man literally speaks lies so fast the clocks hands spin as fast as a fan o.o

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Response to Waltons_Mtn (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2012, 04:24 PM

7. Love it!

I'm stealing that.

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Response to Waltons_Mtn (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 04:09 PM

8. thank you for posting...

LOVE it!

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