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Sun Oct 21, 2012, 02:45 AM

Mitt Romney Goes to Hell

Mitt Romney dies and goes to hell. Satan is waiting for him amid the labyrinth of chaos that is fire and brimstone. The devil tells Romney that he has three hells that are waiting for him and that Mitt has to chose one to spend for an eternity.

Coming upon a room, Romney peers in and asks Satan: "What's going inside this room?"

Satan: That's the first of your three hells. Inside you will be picked and prodded endlessly and painfully with red hot pitchforks by demons for eternity.

Romney: Let's move on. What's with this other room?

Satan: That's the second of your three hells. You will be told to stand on your head in the foulest, most vomit inducing smelling five feet deep of shit for eternity.

Romney: Not only no, but hell no! No pun intended. Let's keep going to the third hell.

Coming upon the third room, Romney looks inside and sees a naked Dick Cheney sporting the biggest erection he's ever seen chasing a naked Marilyn Monroe running around trying to get away from Cheney.

Romney: I want Cheney's hell! I don't want to argue, Satan. Just get me inside! That's the easiest hell imaginable.

Satan: Let me explain first, that's...

Romney, interrupting Satan: NO! No excuses! I want to spend an eternity in that room! NOW!

Satan, after locking Romney in the room yells: That's not Cheney's hell, that Ms. Monroe's hell! Now we're going to send Marilyn to another room of her choosing.

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Sun Oct 21, 2012, 01:00 PM

2. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha


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Mon Oct 22, 2012, 03:36 PM

4. Most Outrageous Romney Spoof So Far


This one goes out to everyone who ever wished that Mitt Romney had Ol' Dirty Bastard's mic control.

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