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Fri Sep 7, 2012, 05:06 AM

A Man Was Dining Alone In a Fancy Restaurant.....

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back to the woman.


'Oh my, I am so embarrassed and sorry to have disturbed your meal,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater, and then the woman took him to a popular watering hole for drinks.

They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with profound interest.


After paying for the entire evening, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

Without going into excessive detail, they had a wonderful, wonderful time.


The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!


'You know,' he said, 'You are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'



'No,' she replied ......
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Wait for it ....
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It's coming ........
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The suspense is killing you, isn't it?



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She said ... ......:



'You just happened to catch my eye.'



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MADem Sep 2012 OP
Arkansas Granny Sep 2012 #1
ahg Sep 2012 #2
schmice Sep 2012 #3
Waltons_Mtn Sep 2012 #4
ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #5
UnHolyColonal Nov 2012 #6
codjh9 Nov 2012 #7
1Texman Nov 2012 #8
Sassie Lassie Dec 2012 #9

Response to MADem (Original post)

Fri Sep 7, 2012, 05:38 AM

1. Oh, you!

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Fri Sep 7, 2012, 08:02 AM

2. oh noooo

 

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Mon Sep 17, 2012, 01:17 AM

3. I laughed out loud. I needed this. Thank you.

 

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 03:51 PM

4. Knee slapper!

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 01:04 AM

5. Ahhhh... you got me....

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Thu Nov 1, 2012, 12:10 PM

6. Lmao

loved the elongated dots at teh end although it was pretty obvious what was comin.

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Sun Nov 4, 2012, 09:42 PM

7. I love corny jokes (well, most of the time :^). Thanks. n/t

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Sun Nov 18, 2012, 08:27 PM

8. cool

good joke thanks. more please.

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2012, 05:09 AM

9. LoL haha

Niice one!

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