Fri Sep 7, 2012, 04:06 AM
MADem (135,001 posts)
A Man Was Dining Alone In a Fancy Restaurant.....
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back to the woman.
'Oh my, I am so embarrassed and sorry to have disturbed your meal,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater, and then the woman took him to a popular watering hole for drinks.
They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with profound interest.
After paying for the entire evening, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
Without going into excessive detail, they had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'You are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replied ......
Wait for it ....
It's coming ........
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She said ... ......:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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