#2. When you get back from your trip, and drive into your garage, the house-sitters could press all of the buttons on your car elevator!
Instead of a swift four-minute trip to the third floor of your home car garage, you waste two minutes while the elevator needlessly stops at the second floor, because some jerks pressed all the elevator buttons.
And when your tax returns indicate that your average hourly wages for the past ten years average out to “undisclosed dollars per hour,” that precious two minutes of time means you just lost “undisclosed dollars per hour divided by thirty!”
That’s enough money to buy “an undisclosed number” of paintings at the next Sotheby’s art auction to decorate the White House Oval Office if you win the next election!