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Mon Jul 23, 2012, 11:05 AM

3 Worse Things Than Being “Freshly Pressed” On WordPress (According To A Pair Of Jeans)

Last Thursday, NotTheWorstNews was honored after a story about dogs getting married was selected for WordPress’ freshly pressed page. For those who are unaware, WordPress selects about 11 posts each weekday to be “Freshly Pressed” and posts them on the front page of WordPress.com. For us, it was a dream come true, worthy of a celebration far greater than the $158,187.25 dog wedding we wrote about!

“I’ve been freshly pressed, and it’s not all it’s cut out to be!” a grumpy pair of jeans told us at the ‘Freshly Pressed Celebration’ we held in an elevator of a skyscraper, while freshly pressing all of the buttons, and then running out of the elevator, while the rest of the suckers stuck at “our party” had a lengthy trip to the Penthouse.

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http://nottheworstnews.com/2012/07/22/3-worse-things-than-being-freshly-pressed-according-to-a-pair-of-jeans-we-interviewed/

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