Are Satan’s Presidential Hopes In Jeopardy After “Vote Satan” Sign Stolen From Couple’s Lawn?
According to CBS News Denver, in a video report that can be viewed here, a Satanist couple from Mountainview, California, alleges that someone stole a "Vote Satan" sign from their home.
Interestingly, thieves didn't touch other items decorating their yard, including black Christmas trees, skulls, and other stuff you can probably buy at Wal-mart for major discounts the days after Halloween and Christmas.
Based on research by the Toronto Sun, Satanists don't believe in the devil, or stealing for that matter. The Sun further reports: