Shakespeare Lyrics (@ShakespeareSong), who translates lyrics and memes into Elizabethan English (well, sort of):
"All of the other fellows, attempt to pursuit me, alas I present to thee my contact details, so hail me perhaps."
Bad Luck Brian (@OhSoBrian), who just can't catch a break:
"Survives the Titanic. Lifeboat hits another iceberg."
Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport), whose tweets are as funny as his site:
"If Lincoln were alive today, Fox News would be noting that the name Abraham appears in the Quran."