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Sounds of frantic tunnelling under Ecuador London embassy
Undercover extradition service cops outside the Ecuador embassy today
Friday, 22 June 2012
London - There have been reports of sudden and unexpected 'basement swimming pool excavations' under the Hans Crescent legation today ...
Just one sticking point remains in the desperate scheme, namely the question of diplomatic immunity status of official embassy cars.
High level negotiations between Ecuadorean officials and the Home Office see police insistence that as soon as Assange puts so much as one foot outside the Hans Crescent building he is officially back on UK soil ...
"Of course he could always marry the Ecuadorean Ambassador Ms Ana Alban Mora," a constitutional expert warned today, "that way Assange would acquire immediate diplomatic status without the annoyance of any Foreign Orifice vetting" ...
www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i108016
