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Sun Apr 29, 2012, 03:57 AM

A doctor and a lawyer . . .

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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MADem Apr 2012 OP
Namvet67 Apr 2012 #1
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damaya Jun 2012 #3

Response to MADem (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 08:45 AM

1. hahahahaha......M.D. here....but my nephew's a lawyer...the prick...hahahaha

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2012, 04:01 PM

2. I'm using this one!

hahahahaha!

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Tue Jun 5, 2012, 01:04 PM

3. okay this one made me laugh

And I had just posted seconds ago about the refreshing nature of a joke where the lawyer wasn't the punchline. Welcome back to the joke world, lawyers!

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