A Call From The Boss!!

[MADem]

My boss phoned me today, he said, "Is everything okay at the office?"

I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped for a moment."

"Can you do me a favor?" he asked.

I said, "Of course, anything at all-- what do you need?"

His reply:


"Can you speed it up a little, I'm in the foursome behind you."

[SwissTony]

1. In a similar vein (reverse sexes as required)

Her: (answers cell phone) Hi, Honey.

Him: Hi. Whatcha doin'?

Her: Nothing. I'm at home, just getting ready for bed. Early night for me.

Him: OK

Her: What are you doing? Where are you?

Him: In the bar, about 12 feet behind you.

[MADem]

2. Ha ha ha! That's a good 'un! nt