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Thu Apr 12, 2012, 05:58 PM

Celibacy

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Hank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men. "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?" Hank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?" And thus began Hank's life of celibacy.

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Maine-ah Apr 2012 OP
CaliforniaPeggy Apr 2012 #1
fellow23 Apr 2012 #2
bigwillq Jun 2012 #6
firenewt Jun 2012 #3
DrDan Jun 2012 #4
hrmjustin Jun 2012 #5

Response to Maine-ah (Original post)

Thu Apr 12, 2012, 06:06 PM

1. Led down the garden path, I was!



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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 05:36 AM

2. ha

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Response to fellow23 (Reply #2)

Fri Jun 22, 2012, 04:51 PM

6. Hello

Welcome to DU!

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Response to Maine-ah (Original post)

Fri Jun 15, 2012, 08:37 PM

3. Celibacy wouldn't be a bad way to go if it wasn't for the no sex thing.............

 

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Response to Maine-ah (Original post)

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 06:48 PM

4. ok - I laughed out loud at that

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Response to Maine-ah (Original post)

Fri Jun 22, 2012, 04:13 PM

5. Lmao!!!

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