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Sat Dec 10, 2011, 01:56 PM

W and the Golden Urinal

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was

invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.



After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked

outgoing President Bill Clinton if he could use his

personal bathroom.





When he entered Clinton 's private toilet, he was

astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid

gold urinal!



That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the

urinal. “Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I

too could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn't do

something so self-indulgent!”



Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour

of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed

George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in

his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.



That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready

for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:

“I found out who pissed in your saxophone.”

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sakabatou Dec 2011 #1
ZombieHorde Dec 2011 #2
ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #3
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Sun Dec 11, 2011, 04:08 AM

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Tue Dec 13, 2011, 11:03 AM

2. Very funny. nt

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Response to Morning Dew (Original post)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 12:01 PM

4. punchline

hahaha, the whole time I was wondering what the punch line would be!

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