Oldie but goodie: Smack You with My Umbrella (parody of Rihanna's "Umbrella")
Remember when Chris Brown was caught abusing Rihanna to the point of biting her? Three years ago, I wrote a parody version of "Umbrella", a revenge fantasy.
Here it is:
"Smack You With My Umbrella" (Rihanna vs. Chris Brown parody, sung to the tune of "Umbrella"
(Rihanna)
You beat me up
You must think you are a pup
Dad mightve roughed up mom
You think Im a punching bag
You bit me in the dark
Pit bull chase moving cars
Know why you attacked me, brat
So you can beat me like a kitty cat
Because
(Chorus)
I dont think well shine together
Ill send you right to the shelter
Sink your teeth in my again
Youll get treated like mans best friend
You will need a leash and collar
While you bark and growl and holler
Youre a dogyoure not a fella
I will smack you with my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Smack you with my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Smack you with my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Smack you with my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
[Rihanna]
You must think Im a bitch literally
You act like a savage beast, thats to say the least
This is war but I shall stand
Youre behaviors gotten out of hand
If the bite is hard, thats cuz youre a canine retard
Because
[i([Chorus)
(Rihanna)
You wont have much time around
Its because youll get put down
Get away from me
There's no hope for your adoption now
So go on and fly in a rage
Youll be locked up in a cage
Because
(Chorus)
(Rihanna)
Youre dead meat
Ooh doggie youre dead meat
Bad dog get far from me
Get far from me
Youre dead meat
Ooh doggie youre dead meat