Fri Jan 20, 2012, 07:20 PM
Stuart G (8,301 posts)
A story about Home Improvements..#11
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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
COULD PLEASE YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW."
HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
"FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
G.E.".. WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?"
I DON'T THINK SO."
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
"WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? iT WONT CLOSE RIGHT"
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
" FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO:....
"FINE", SHE SAYS....
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
"I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THEM..
HE SAYS, "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.... I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU..I AM GOING TO THE BAR."..
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS .. ALL AFTERNOON, AND INTO THE EVENING. HE DRINKS....
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME.
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL,... "WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED....
AND JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN WALKED BY AND ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM...SO,
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.........
THE HUSBAND SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FORHEAD??"
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." DWIGHT D EISENHOWER, speech April 16, 1953:
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Fri Feb 10, 2012, 06:27 PM
darwin83 (6 posts)
1. Pretty good!
Thanks, Stuart G, and greetings from northwest IL!
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